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You will own nothing, have nothing and be happy (Davos Keir)

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@FBAwayDays @COYSJordan94 Next season they’re moving to the QR code shirt.

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@JoStevensLabour @BBCr4today How many MP’s in the government have worked in the private sector or run a business in the private sector?

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@samgoldman91 @COYSJordan94 Rashford has allegedly said he won’t go to Tottenham.

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@hilarybennmp How about the government doing something about all these unvetted asylum seekers being given leave to remain? How about doing something about the thousands of men coming across the channel, unvetted, and being accommodated at the tax payers expense?

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@Keir_Starmer @philmck33 Every fucking post, every fucking word from you. Shame on you.

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@michaelwhite Someone’s definitely been on the mead tonight.

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@GMB But Tom. Vote Labour you said. Own it fella!

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@PatrickChristys @Sozzinski Keir put it there.

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@Keir_Starmer No thanks. I need to bleach my eyes.

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@daveatherton @GeorgeO53769524 @GraceAguil85398 @DonnaJonesMayor Conservative in name only. She’s more aligned with the liberal left on this. There’s plenty more like Donna still in the Conservative Party which is why they are finished at a national level.

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@TheGriftReport Comedian and Lenny Henry should never be used in the same sentence.

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@metoffice So you’re predicting LGB+ weather this month?

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@TheGriftReport I can’t see anything!

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@YossiBenYakar @GreytJaner66 Looks like Kelsey Grammer.

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@Ajaon_of_All @LordBriRobert1 @sainsburys Bought some brown eggs tonight with a lot else I’d normally buy at Sainsbury’s. Their loss.

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@Fox_Claire @Loain67 So racist or racism was never mentioned in the call to the police?

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@Jenny_1884 Local council car park near me the machines have been out of order for 2 months. They want you to pay by phone. Never using the phone to pay for 1 hours parking (50p).

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@thesundaysport @SartorialThug At least you have a tie. So tiring to see fellas turning up in shell suits.

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@cristo_radio @photomikeyhere @MaryCreagh_ A bit like the grooming gangs..

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@DavidDPaxton She fits in well with the Sky machine.