Bekka 🪐

28 | Midlander in the South | Office Comedian | She/Her | 📸 Insta: februaryschild

[Bekka 🪐 @Ditsy_B]

Anyway nationalise the railways, tax the rich and so on

[Bekka 🪐 @Ditsy_B]

Currently on an @AvantiWestCoast train to Euston and it’s so rammed that I can’t even sit on the floor. I literally have a disability and I’m having to stand all the way to London. I’m actually sick to death like what do I even pay for because it definitely isn’t a seat?

[Bekka 🪐 @Ditsy_B]

Privatised railway is a scam. With the number of people on this train, the company must’ve made hundreds of thousands but where is it? Not to mention the three trains that were too packed for me to get on before I attempted this one.

[Bekka 🪐 @Ditsy_B]

My little sister just bought a house, but last week I got a frog in my kinder egg so who’s the real winner here

[Bekka 🪐 @Ditsy_B]

I don’t want to work for money anymore. I just want to live in a tree and bake cakes with a personified mouse called Mrs Crustybread.

[Bekka 🪐 @Ditsy_B]

Trying to mount my fiancé? In our house? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localised entirely within our kitchen?

[Bekka 🪐 @Ditsy_B]

Sinéad O’Connor was a fierce Irish bhean, avid campaigner, and overall Bad Bitch. Truly sad sad news.

[Bekka 🪐 @Ditsy_B]

Sometimes I just think about how good bees are and how much they fuckin love flowers. Such a simple life. Buzz buzz, no stress, just being absolute legends🐝

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Racist.
Homophobic.
Misogynistic.

Disband the Met.

[Bekka 🪐 @Ditsy_B]

Mum come pick me up I’m scared

[Bekka 🪐 @Ditsy_B]

I’m in a nightclub and Smash Mouth’s All Star came on and only my group sang along. Like, none of the younger clubbers knew the words. This is the end of times my dudes, I tell you! We’re finally out of touch!

[Bekka 🪐 @Ditsy_B]

Y’all I have no idea what I’m doing with my life ✌️

[Bekka 🪐 @Ditsy_B]

I’m sure when my deaf-since-childhood sister was watching tv with us, being “uncool” wasn’t her biggest worry. This feels ableist looool.

[Bekka 🪐 @Ditsy_B]

You know what has always been cool? Accessibility for people with hearing impairments by way of accurate closed captions 🤙

[Bekka 🪐 @Ditsy_B]

@jwstammers Oh my god.

[Bekka 🪐 @Ditsy_B]

Truthfully this year’s been shit and I’ve been desperately sad for most of it. I’m sure next year will be the same but maybe I can also be drunk more.

[Bekka 🪐 @Ditsy_B]

Quick shout out also to climate change, low wages, inflation and the general shit state of the world. All valid reasons for not wanting to have children.

[Bekka 🪐 @Ditsy_B]

This is an interesting thread/article about choice. I get told a lot that “you’ll change your mind in the future” or “you’ll meet the right person”. I have no maternal instinct and the right person doesn’t want children either so it’s nice to know others feel the same.

[Metro @MetroUK]

Britain is currently facing a ‘baby shortage’ – as the pandemic has prompted a decline in the number of people having children 👶🚫

Last year’s birthrate in England and Wales was 1.58 – significantly below the 2.1 level needed to keep the population rate stable 🧵