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I’m just a fish out of water!

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I’m over this whole “being alive” thing

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Hate myself

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I cannot trust anyone ever again

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Existence causes me so much pain

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If you look closely you can actually see how little of a fuck I give

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Some of y’all fake

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bitch

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IM GONNA FUCKING SNAP

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IM JUST A FISH AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE

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SCARED OF PEOPLE LEAVING YOU?
LEAVE THEM FIRST!

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I’m losing my fucking mind

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YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TO HURT THE WAY YOU KNOW THAT I DO

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I WANNA KNOW WHEN THE PAIN STOPS

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Lookin to the right because my wife left

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Dream may have cheated in Minecraft but my ex wife cheated on me and that’s way worse

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i miss my friends

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karp karp

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You can’t eat me

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@Drekhan_Nostraz Oh boy! Dinner

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glub glub

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I’m a magikarp