⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀“ It's from a funny lady...name starts with an M...she told me to tell you...that uhmm... ”
Derpy taps the side of her head, trying to remember.
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀“ Oh, yeah! She said, ‘Shalashaska, more like...Shala-NERD!’ ”
⠀⠀⠀⠀he let out a small laugh , now grabbing an apple out of his lunchbox and offering it out to the pony .
⠀⠀⠀⠀" a pleasure , miss derpy .
I’m grateful for you delivering this .
Even if I don’t know what it is . "
The mailmare hobbled her way over, sitting down wherever Tempest directed her.
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀“ ...I've also been workin' a loooot lately...I'm sure they won't mind if I take a break! ”
⠀ ⠀ Derpy looked down at her hoove, as if checking a watch for the time. After a moment, she shrugged.
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀“ It would be rude if I said nooo... ” ⤵
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀“ Derpy! ”
She salutes, sitting down on the ground.
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀“ Phew...I flew through...a rainstorm for this delivery! ”
It was a garden sprinkler, but that's pretty much the same thing.
⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀He slowly closed his book . . He had some questions .
But oddly enough , this wasn’t too weird to him .
⠀⠀⠀⠀" that’s me . . Ocelot . Didn’t know anyone sent me mail . . —
Uhm . Thank you , Miss . . .ᐣ — "
⠀ִֶָ. ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ🪽་༘࿐ 𝑾𝑯𝑶𝑶𝑺𝑯.ᐟ
A pony lands in front of him, stumbling over herself.
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀“ Mail foh...uhm...Ocowot? ”
She's holding a letter between her teeth.
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀“ Oh...but...if I don't deliver your mail, who will? You need your mail. It's very important... ”
Derpy looks down at her mail bag.
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀“ You have to get your mail... ”
Honestly, it's a miracle she found her way here...buuuuut, she's got mail for the Commander!
It's literally all ads for upcoming galas, events, and elections-
"..A little dry, though I enjoy the banana and nut like flavor within the snack."
"Some would make a comment about the choice of wrapping but I wont because I frankly dont care about it."
"So if I had to rate this numerically on a 1 to 10 scale it wpuld be a 7/10."