Dive Bar Philosopher

I follow the Sippians
Unfollow the boring
Heckle the rest

Currently watching capitalism gun down democracy.

Cannon, are you unnecessary noise?

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@esjesjesj Bowl up to face, just chugging that poop soup.

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@lordthtoole She has been on the ick train for a decade now. It's like she got so wealthy she can't relate to normal people any more. It's that or they replaced her with a robot. /s

I don't know. She gives me uncanny valley vibes.

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Everyone relates Stephen Miller to Goebbels but Bari Weiss is the true modern Goebbels. Stephen Miller is the modern Himmler.

Get your Nazi comparisons straight!

[New York Post @nypost]

CBS News boss Bari Weiss poised to oversee CNN editorial operations: report https://t.co/9TOb1jnX68

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I hear their full self driving Teslas will deliver them to space. Then a unicorn will pop out and sing a space tune about the benefits of capitalism. I am told there will be space glitter.

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: SpaceX plans put AI data centers in space next year

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There is a ton of really good rock music coming out right now. Gen Z discovered 90s rock and I could not be happier. Every day I find a good new rock band. These people weren't even born yet the last time rock music was popular

https://t.co/BhW7l9Csks
https://t.co/mnzGAlCFkc

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@nicnicms This guy would fit perfectly into a @PearlRiverFlow styled Thumb Guys collection but for men who look like pinkies.

He reminds me of a Chihuahua who was turned human by some evil witch.

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I find the idea of being forgotten freeing. Within 100 years of your death, no one will remember you. You're free.

Fuck it! Chase your dreams! Live life loose and as fully as possible!

No matter how bad your screw it all up, in 100 years, no one will remember it. True freedom

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When I visit my late wife's grave, I always bring extra flowers. I tidy up graves of others and lay flowers where the grave clearly hasn't been visited in a while. No one deserves to be forgotten.

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Cortavius LaWayne Hobbs must have shot a police officer. WTF is this?

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Everyone in the Jackson metro at this moment: "Where the fuck is Covington county?"

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@nicnicms When I was 21 my dad was ON MY ASS about not working enough and wasting my time until I asked him what the fuck he was doing at 21 because I know for a fact he was a degenerate fuck up into his thirties. He backed off. I got my shit together, if only half halfheartedly.

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@curtisjhicks1 @thebutterknife "fixing to" is ingrained deep in our souls, down their with "y'all"

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@ItsREE_1908 Stop eating the mummies! Humans have done this before. Look up corpse medicine for some odd reading.
In the 1500s and after they emptied many of Egypt's tombs of their mummies for sale into the European medical black market. Humans are very strange creatures.

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@ItsREE_1908 Also, if you are the first in line at the red light and too distracted to go when it turns green, I'm done honking.
I'm on the verge of buying a shitty truck so I can push them through the intersection. Please stop me from going full Kill Dozer in a Ford F150

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@ItsREE_1908 While we are at this, can we do a lesson explaining that the left lane on the interstate is for passing? If you are being passed on the right, you are in the wrong lane!

Please? Pretty please, before I have an aneurysm?

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@lordthtoole Joe Rogan has a $250m deal with Spotify and his show has comparable viewership numbers to 60 mins. They expect him to become a 60 Mins correspondent? Nonsense

He should buy the show and put it on YouTube. Fuck Bari Weiss

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@lordthtoole @ItsREE_1908 I was too amused by the phrase "culture vulture cuck". I couldn't help myself.

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@ItsREE_1908 I wonder how much money Trump could make selling billboards on the White House lawn?

The White House, now brought to you by Raytheon.

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@lordthtoole Porn star and a culture vulture cuck. I can't imagine why that marriage didn't work.

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Most American suburbs came to the same conclusion, if you make it extremely difficult to walk, you will keep out most of the homeless and poor. You not only need a car, you need a nice car or else the police will harass you.

It is by design.

[taoki @justalexoki]

r/fuckcars seems ridiculous until you visit the us and realize you can't actually walk anywhere at all

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@sglockett He wears make up, is obsessed with his hair, and won't shut up about building a ballroom. That's machismo if I've ever seen it.