David

Mischief causer

[David @Divee_Mk2]

Remix idea: California loveeeee (who’s that dog! Mr peanut butter!)

[David @Divee_Mk2]

hey guys i pissed and shit and came all over myself last night who wants to see my piss and shit and cum boxers

[David @Divee_Mk2]

has anyone seen this belly tickler of a movie? made for a great night in! and i think i have a little bit of a crush on the mum, meowwww 😼,... all aside a barrel of laughs that kept giving. would recommend. 10/10. just wow.

[David @Divee_Mk2]

this is how i gooblegabble

[David @Divee_Mk2]

@musticore YOU LOOK SO EPIC HERE M'LOVE!!! *squirms happily :3* wow that's one fine and cute girl. heh... i wonder who the lucky guy is.... (*thinks to self: it's me! it's me!*) .... smirk.

[David @Divee_Mk2]

My girlfriend just made beatbox noises to herself on call then cried about it. Spread awareness on PMDD.

[David @Divee_Mk2]

I support women's wrongs

[David @Divee_Mk2]

Good golly I'm knackered!

[David @Divee_Mk2]

shart blow job

[David @Divee_Mk2]

Wibble wobble wibble wobble, jelly in my tummy yum yum yum! Today's trifle was absolutely delish

[David @Divee_Mk2]

Me to hard penis

[David @Divee_Mk2]

happy #PrideMonth to my girlfriend @musticore

[David @Divee_Mk2]

They need an app for fellow guys looking for other guys to grind set with, call it grindr or something (a humorous play on dating app tindr)

[David @Divee_Mk2]

Peen

[David @Divee_Mk2]

I am such a shitty little guy, not mentally, but physically I shit too much

[David @Divee_Mk2]

Selling 1 nuisance comes with: an urge to post tweets on your account, too many plushies and an alcohol addiction. £20 or your best offer

[David @Divee_Mk2]

Very happy day - back with my girlfriend :)

[David @Divee_Mk2]

Oh god people are gonna wanna fuck Ganon

[Matthew Mercer @matthewmercer]

I just got the go-ahead from Nintendo, so I can FINALLY announce my absolute pleasure to be voicing Ganondorf in the Legend of #Zelda : #TearsoftheKingdom.

An immense honor that I have thrown myself into doing justice.

[David @Divee_Mk2]

Ball tickles please

[David @Divee_Mk2]

Every tweet for the past few months has been made without my knowledge by my cretin of a gf @musticore