Pharmacy ๐๐// Proud Mbano Girl// Catholic โช๏ธ// Man Utd Fan โค๏ธ// Travel Addict ๐// I Love Cooking ๐// Lover of Humanity โค๏ธ// God Favourite Girl ๐
The Profile of Nigerian Politician:
Kids โ UK, USA, Canada
Pilgrimage โ Saudi
Shopping โ Paris, Milan
Houses โ Abuja, Lagos, Dubai, London
Bank โ Switzerland
Hospital โ London, India
Holidays โ UAE or USA
Fornication โMaldives, Mykonos
Checkups โ โRoutineโ trips abroad
Constituency โ Seen only during elections or primaries
Promises โ โWe are working on itโ
Scandals โ โPolitically motivated"
Light โ 24/7 generator (NEPA is for vibes)
Security โ More guards than a bank vault
Side hustle โ Government contracts
Cars โ Bulletproof convoy, sirens screaming
Country โ Managed remotely.
They d!e abroad and are brought back home for burial, Nigeria โTheir cemetery
But when itโs time to campaign:
โMy peopleโฆ I feel your pain.โ ๐
If you like use your head this coming election or they use it for you as usual ๐ซต.
Why don't we start a program for single people every month where everyone will pick who they want? Ladies would do a fashion parade and dance, then ladies would pick what they want the men to do. It would be like a picnic. No phones would be allowed inside. What do you think? ๐