Dii

Pharmacy 💊💉// Proud Mbano Girl// Catholic ⛪️// Man Utd Fan ❤️// Travel Addict 🚍// I Love Cooking 🍜// Lover of Humanity ❤️// God Favourite Girl 😊

[Dii @divine_divine5]

Why do some people enjoy life easily without praying, while others pray and pray without any good results? 😭 🙏

[Dii @divine_divine5]

@Ugochukwu96_ Is really cr@zy

[P.haraoh 👑 @Ugochukwu96_]

The Profile of Nigerian Politician:

Kids — UK, USA, Canada
Pilgrimage — Saudi
Shopping — Paris, Milan
Houses — Abuja, Lagos, Dubai, London
Bank — Switzerland
Hospital — London, India
Holidays — UAE or USA
Fornication —Maldives, Mykonos
Checkups — “Routine” trips abroad
Constituency — Seen only during elections or primaries
Promises — “We are working on it”
Scandals — “Politically motivated"

Light — 24/7 generator (NEPA is for vibes)
Security — More guards than a bank vault
Side hustle — Government contracts
Cars — Bulletproof convoy, sirens screaming

Country — Managed remotely.

They d!e abroad and are brought back home for burial, Nigeria —Their cemetery

But when it’s time to campaign:
“My people… I feel your pain.” 🙂

If you like use your head this coming election or they use it for you as usual 🫵.

[Dii @divine_divine5]

@nkemcynthia14 I will be in the cs

[nkem cynthia @nkemcynthia14]

She’s a 10 and has all the qualities you like but she can’t cook. Will you still marry her??

[Dii @divine_divine5]

@Chisomxoxo_ @uc15871 No be lie

[𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐦 @Chisomxoxo_]

It’s very easy to manipulate a man. Just be saying yes to him everyday and then strike when he’s gotten comfortable with you.

[Dii @divine_divine5]

@BuchiAnanti That’s good for them

[Dii @divine_divine5]

@scopynation @SsirHorLar Wahala oh

[Dii @divine_divine5]

@PMymo Make it 2m

[OSAS 💨 @PMymo]

I suppose do giveaway today oh, if 2k can buy you lunch drop your account lemme give 6 please.🤗🎉

[Dii @divine_divine5]

@Rita_mila3040 Lol 😂

[Dii @divine_divine5]

@verysweetgirl88 Coke

[Buchi @BuchiAnanti]

University ladies dating their course mates and having real boyfriends outside the school. I hail you people 😅

[Dii @divine_divine5]

@PMymo I think about it steady

[Dii @divine_divine5]

Why do some people enjoy life easily without praying, while others pray and pray without any good results? 😭 🙏

[Dii @divine_divine5]

@librabaddie_j We need this Grace

[Dii @divine_divine5]

IMO state

[T'oluwa @tioluwanimi_0]

Which Nigerian state has the most beautiful women naturally? 🤷

[Dii @divine_divine5]

@Rita_mila3040 @Adukesphere No ooh

[Dii @divine_divine5]

@Ugochukwu96_ Ah dey game

[P.haraoh 👑 @Ugochukwu96_]

Why don't we start a program for single people every month where everyone will pick who they want? Ladies would do a fashion parade and dance, then ladies would pick what they want the men to do. It would be like a picnic. No phones would be allowed inside. What do you think? 😂