Prof. Dizzi Shredder

Professor & Chair of Making Stuff Up, Legend in my own Lunchtime Uni. Expert on everything. Views are fibs but Scoatishy ones as directed by Nicoliar Dreghorn.

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Parody account which has no chance of out bullshitting the idiot SNP health guru.

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@acgrayling @Independent Any thoughts on what’s happening in Poland at the moment thanks to your precious EU fascists?

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@WingsScotland It drives me mad that Amazon etc do that. Getting rid of the packaging counters out the money you save 🤦‍♀️

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@JohnMcKissock No, you’re just paranoid.

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@ColinM1970 @acgrayling Great Britain and Northern Ireland are, technically, 2 countries. How are you arriving at 4? Do you have a time machine that goes to 1707?

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@HONORA2 @NIAbbot People suffering from certain conditions. Arthritis or ulna nerve syndrome for instance

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@ronbuch @Mill01234565 @SatyagrahAlba So the Darien scheme didn’t bankrupt Scotland and we didn’t need fiscally bailed out then?

Nothing was stolen you foolish man.

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@SatyagrahAlba @lord_prefab

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@Andrew_F_Smith @acgrayling FPTP was good in its day but that day is arguably gone. However, PR is not the solution - just look at the mess Scotland is in. Two minorities, both militants, running the show…🤷‍♀️

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@rosscolquhoun @OlafSNP You’re a devolved assembly and have no international mandate. Is that so hard to grasp? Try doing what you’re supposed to do and lead Scotland IN Scotland.

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@iamtabish_khan @OwenJones84 The “calendar” starts millennia ago but no one wants to talk about that either…

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@alextickell @WingsScotland “Man”?

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@roorooyes4 @WingsScotland Agreed 👍🏻

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@MarinaPurkiss I didn’t vote for either and we’re going to have a Labour government after the GE but the EU is shifting to the right. Personally I’d be thanking the Brexit voters, Europe’s getting messy!

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@acgrayling “something something the far right something something”

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@acgrayling

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@GrumpyMagnus @GeorgeFoulkes The only thick c*** is the fool’s fool reposting a shopped photo of a pish stain.

IT NEVER HAPPENED 🙄

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@OwenJones84 Poor little man with a big chip on his shoulder and a massive fragile ego 👋👋

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@thenaturebhoy56 @WingsScotland Oh dear.

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@andrewhesselden You’ve just nailed a big part of the problem man. Our EU relationship isn’t 47 years old. The EU isn’t that old. Our EUROPEAN relationship is far, far older. Try centuries, if not millennia, and it has not always been a positive one. A double edged sword..

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@WingsScotland @SandPatterson Oh, she answered all the questions 😂