Derek Frazier

I miss my old glasses

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@adamcarolla Anyone else still know who this Adam Carolla guy is? You’ve been irrelevant for over 20 years.

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@markhoppus

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@jordanbpeterson You’re a bitch who was addicted to benzos and couldn’t titrate down like a strong individual. You went into a medically induced coma so you wouldn’t have to deal with the withdrawals. Why don’t you start by realizing that you’re mentally weak

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@HaddonCaulfield Was it so cold in this house?

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@jordanbpeterson You back on the k-pins again?

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@HaddonCaulfield Too tight?!? You could land a jumbo fuckin jet in that!

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@petersonacademy @jordanbpeterson Do you pay your employees in benzos?

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@1jcmaxwell Maybe if you make some decent corn muffins, you can convince Mr. Lampwick to do so. He invented cartoon violence

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@StalledMovies @redlettermedia Only if there’s hot muscly mastodon men to model it.

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@HaddonCaulfield Alcohol and opiates are a winning combination! Just like alcohol and night swimming

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@HaddonCaulfield Bulges n butts

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@HaddonCaulfield I’ll give you fifteen bucks to tell me what else you said to her about Happy The Clam

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@HaddonCaulfield Is that the movie where Hampton and Plucky go to HappyWorldLand?

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@jordanbpeterson You on the benzos again?

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@NoContextHumans Penis butt

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@HaddonCaulfield What’s your score? Out of 10.

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@HaddonCaulfield @vincentdonofrio You better hurry up and give him some sugar water

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@indianloonie @HaddonCaulfield this is the funniest god damn thing and I have no clue why

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@CalumDotExe @HaddonCaulfield 😳😳😳😳

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