dizzy dover 👀🖊️📖

Writer, parent, leftie, cricket tragic, history nerd, caffeine addict. Bigotry-free zone. She/her.

[dizzy dover 👀🖊️📖 @dizzydover]

Yes! YESSSSSSSS! Ross! Kane! My boys! Victory! #WTCFinal

[dizzy dover 👀🖊️📖 @dizzydover]

The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be.

[Wrestling News @WrestlingNewsCo]

Bret Hart is the greatest ever.

[dizzy dover 👀🖊️📖 @dizzydover]

Typical fucking Tory with his nose in the trough. Austerity for thee but not for me, eh?

[Newsroom @NewsroomNZ]

Christopher Luxon is the first Prime Minister in at least 34 years to claim the payment as previous titleholders have either lived in Premier House or were already based in Wellington. https://t.co/QqOK2LlQiP

[BLACKCAPS @BLACKCAPS]

A special reception for Neil Wagner on the boundary at the Basin Reserve 🏏 #NZvAUS #ThanksWags

[Bharat Sundaresan @beastieboy07]

As you do in New Zealand. Daryl Mitchell and Matt Henry casually cross the busy intersection around the back of the Basin Reserve while decked up in their training kit on the eve of the first Test #NZvAus

[dizzy dover 👀🖊️📖 @dizzydover]

Fuck you NZ cricket - you couldn't have delayed Wags' retirement rather than select a rapist? #NZvAUS

[Peter Clinton @PeterClinton5]

@Sportsfreakconz @MadMaclegend @HDiddyNZ Perhaps, as a lasting celebration of Neil Wagner, kiwi cricket fans, media, & commentators can start referring to wickets taken by a short ball as being ‘Wagnered’.
‘Marsh looked comfortable, left the ball well but was wagnered on 28’

[Heather @HDiddyNZ]

In case you missed it, we’re gonna miss Wags.

[Sujeet Suman @sujeetsuman1991]

Neil Wagner "Unless they carry me off in a stretcher, I am going to try and do everything I can"

Neil Wagner announced his retirement. He has given his heart to Test Cricket

Happy Retirement Neil Wagner. You have given so many good memories to this game

[Bharat Sundaresan @beastieboy07]

There will never be another Neil Wagner. The Ultimate Warrior of New Zealand cricket. And only apt that his last act as an international cricketer was trying to bounce out NZ Prime Minister Chris Luxon in his own backyard #NZvAus

[Alex Braae @awbraae]

It's very fitting that Neil Wagner's last test was played against the exact version of the team that he otherwise would have spent his career playing for (South African Domestic Journeyman XI) So fortunate for all of us that he got a chance to show what he really had in him.

[Jarrod Kimber @ajarrodkimber]

Neil Wagner, cricket's ultramodernist, retires from international cricket.

🎬Watch more: https://t.co/ysxGMeORt0

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

An important distinction that many people lose sight of.

[dizzy dover 👀🖊️📖 @dizzydover]

Kane is the George Harrison of this quartet. I approve.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

AFTER MUCH CONSIDERATION EVERYONE ON TWITTER CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF

[Henry VIII @SussexHenryVIII]

Prince William & Jared Kushner should form some kind of international useless nepo baby club.

[dizzy dover 👀🖊️📖 @dizzydover]

@1NewsNZ Oh no! This is so very very sad.

[Action Bailey @Fathairylazy]

England need to forget this Bazball shit and go back to what made them successful. Stealing South African cricketers #INDvsENG