Derek Jacobs

Dress me, I'm your mannequin. [Roleplay. Not CLM.]

[Derek Jacobs @DJ4LUSH]

Trailed this dude who was on a run until he swerved into Taco Bell's parking lot. New Years Resolution breakers must be stopped.

[Derek Jacobs @DJ4LUSH]

||When your FC's nudes leak 🌚🔥

[Derek Jacobs @DJ4LUSH]

Never understood the concept of having a gym partner. My headphones are in for a reason. Don't talk to me dude!

[Derek Jacobs @DJ4LUSH]

My career as a comedian might be over before it's even begun. https://t.co/OrLijBUtPU

[Derek Jacobs @DJ4LUSH]

Merry Christmas from Dickey Mouse 🎅🏻😏

[Derek Jacobs @DJ4LUSH]

Countdown to Christmas

[Derek Jacobs @DJ4LUSH]

Mom. I mean... boss. https://t.co/DQHsJ2Ahme

[Derek Jacobs @DJ4LUSH]

NY Lushed Dolls, you'll get paid if it kills me. You just won't have a store manager because I seriously think I have hypothermia 🙄

[Derek Jacobs @DJ4LUSH]

It's cold and the heat in my cab this morning wasn't working. Trying to process payroll with numb fingers is really hard.

[Derek Jacobs @DJ4LUSH]

Online shoppers, today is your lucky day! Take 30% off all purchases made on @LushedBoutique's site through midnight tonight! #LUSHED30

[Derek Jacobs @DJ4LUSH]

Smart man! 😍 https://t.co/hdEOIjD5oF

[Derek Jacobs @DJ4LUSH]

Trina just came on the radio and I almost wrecked my car.

[Derek Jacobs @DJ4LUSH]

@DapperLuminary Sounds pretty good to me. Or you could just buy me a round at whatever bar we end up in.

[Derek Jacobs @DJ4LUSH]

Nice to meet you, too. I'll fill up the tank in the morning and make sure the top is down when I pick you up. https://t.co/az6GQ5eob5

[Derek Jacobs @DJ4LUSH]

Tomorrow too soon? I'm Derek. https://t.co/2giHk4glnJ

[Derek Jacobs @DJ4LUSH]

Another good one. Hop in my car sometime, we'll blast that shit. https://t.co/6bQDxuizFm

[Derek Jacobs @DJ4LUSH]

Lemonade, Lemonade! https://t.co/liMIPnZzbd

[Derek Jacobs @DJ4LUSH]

To listen to Korn or Danity Kane...

Because that's a totally normal debate to have. Ayeeee.

[Derek Jacobs @DJ4LUSH]

||This is Laurent