DJ Cummerbund

The Mashup Messiah. MTV Video Music Award Winner. Webby Award Winner. Taekwondo Master. Ritz Cracker man.

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@FadeRouteDandZ Thanks! The Funkytown/Closer mashup was made by the talented gent @WilliamMacaroni (most on the show are mine but I play a few favorites made by other folks like Will, Wax Audio, etc.)

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@Mar4206Marnell @jerbenn @JamieBonkiewicz The whole “democrats staged the fake insurrection” is the thing I was focused on. Like how absurd it would be to actually think that let alone say it in public.

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@MAGAMAHACindy He was really great in the Little Rascals movie but I wasn’t a huge fan of the mocking the disabled/assaulting women/eroding democratic institutions/being terrible at his job stuff

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@Mar4206Marnell @jerbenn @JamieBonkiewicz Because that makes ANY sense

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@CRINGIE420 Where? When?

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@CRINGIE420 Just saying you should read some books and stop worrying about ghouls. You know…like an adult might do.

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@CRINGIE420 The spelling errors are suggesting that you are an uneducated moron. Like how does someone pretend to talk to gods and not know how to spell the word “divine”? Good luck with your weird threats and goth girl obsession, weirdo. I did my best trying to help you but you’re cooked.

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@CRINGIE420 It’s still referred to as Twitter by pretty much everyone. Regardless - what a weird thing to try to deflect to after claiming that the creator of the universe talks to you. I get it though. I hope some of this logic is at least getting through to you.

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@CRINGIE420 I know you don’t want it but you need it. You’re sick.

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@CRINGIE420 That day will never come so what is the point of even making a statement like that? Absolutely insane.

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@CRINGIE420 If you think that the creator of the universe speaks to you and tells you to threaten people on Twitter than you need to be locked up before you hurt someone or yourself. Full stop.

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@CRINGIE420 You ARE making shit up. You’re talking about demons and ghosts which are NOT things that exist. And then telling me your deity is going to be “touching me for better or worse”. I’m sitting here trying to help you and you’re literally threatening me and insulting me.

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@CRINGIE420 So continuing with the threats without any evidence that would suggest what you’re saying is truthful at all. This is what I’m saying when I say “delusional”. You truly need help.

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@CRINGIE420 I get that you’re going through some heavy shit, but even so, you must realize that thinly-veiled threats to strangers is a truly insane way to behave. Especially when those threats are based on something that doesn’t exist (or is “invisible”). Like who are you trying to help?

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@CRINGIE420 I’m not mocking anyone nor am I mocking anyone’s deity. I was suggesting you should talk to a professional because you’re saying a lot of insane things.

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@CRINGIE420 So you’re just going to give up on me? Thanks a lot.

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@CRINGIE420 I’m just trying to learn more about the great battle and heaven’s army. You don’t have to be so snippy about it. Geez…

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@CRINGIE420 Why no ghouls? Isn’t it all the same silly Halloween thing?

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@CRINGIE420 I think it’s important to point out that the word is “their”. Seriously though - the rambling about invisible spirits and ghouls suggests that you aren’t well (mentally). I really encourage you to speak with a professional about these delusions.