Djagmo

Existentialist and Nihilist.

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@adadithya Try The Smoke Meister for briskets and Sanky's Burger House for burgers

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Tonight I'm liberated. Yes, a RCB loss will hurt. But it's different. I've hacked my feelings. RCB loss won't spoil another day of mine. It's finally a healthy relationship. #RCB

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I'm really really not sure what is it about today. I'm a RCB fan. Been one since 2008. Felt the pain when they lost in 2009 to DC. Felt it in 2011. 2016 was heartbreaking. But somehow I feel liberated tonight after the RR win. I don't know what's changed. (1/n)

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In the 18 years of fanning RCB, I'm a different human being. I can see it and feel it. I realize what is unconditional love and devotion. I'm single yet I feel like I fathered a kid. I know what it is to love no matter what. I know what it is to simply enjoy the process. (5/n)

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@chiragbarjatya If they are great English speakers, with a week's training, I'll help them with an interview to a 6L pa job to begin with + roadmap to higher income. Pls feel free to hit me up.

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@SwiggyCares @harshamjty @SwiggyInstamart Finally got a call from Swiggy "Escalation". Person who called said he'll get back to me with what they decide to do about this. Let's see what they do

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What part of "I'm available now" you didn't understand Kaarthik? @SwiggyCares

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@SwiggyCares I'm available now.

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@SwiggyCares @harshamjty @SwiggyInstamart I have not insinuated what the blackish mass of rotting substance with the most vile smell could be. But it is very close to what fecal matter could smell like and that too with worms in it... It is more than disgusting that this should happen to any one

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@SwiggyCares Keep waiting, Kaarthik.

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@SwiggyInstamart this is what was delivered a few minutes ago by Swiggy Instamart. This happened in the Banaswadi area. They literally delivered shit with maggots. Wow. I didn't notice when I collected because it was neatly packed. This meant that shit was on product!

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@SwiggyCares I'm available now.

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@SwiggyCares Kaarthik saar, your majesty, why ask if I'm available "now" for a call if you're not available? @harshamjty CEO saar what sort of process is this?

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I'm wondering how fecal matter can get inside a @SwiggyInstamart warehouse. Can't wrap my head around it. Wow I've been ordering so much from them.

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@SwiggyCares I'm curious to know what you're gonna do? Please share. I will do nothing less than sacking the guy who packed it.