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[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

MEN WILL UNDERSTAND 😂😂😂

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

You might not like Uhuru Kenyatta.
But what he asked today is valid.
What exactly did “dynasty vs hustler” politics bring to Kenya?

Did hustlers become richer?
Did life become easier?
Or did the cost of living rise even more?

And the irony?
Ruto now seems determined to build his own dynasty too.
It didn’t stop there.
The narrative has now shifted from “dynasty vs hustlers” to:
“UDA vs tribalists.���

Anyone opposing Ruto is quickly branded a tribalist.
And sadly, some people are buying into it.
Kenyans must stop falling for political labels designed to divide them.

Because one thing remains constant:
Most such leaders never put Kenya first.
They put themselves first and leave scraps for you.

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Sometimes I wonder how the Vaseline company is holding up, because one container lasts you for like 75 years

[Nduko™ @nduko__]

"Aliskia wezi huchomwa na mafuta akapandisha bei"

[Anjeyo E. Ananda @anj_116_]

Who was the owner of the cock that crowed when Peter denied Jesus 3 times?

[Arnold Black @AtukundaArnold]

Someone has asked if the vehicles mileage reduces when you're reversing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Just found the absolute worst page in the dictionary.

What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest and disingenuous.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

"can you explain this large gap in your resume?" yeah i tried to move an image on word.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Yesterday I saw a bird with a worm at 4pm. Don’t ever let anyone tell you you have to get up early...

[Jàmié @Jimmy6404994283]

Hii ploti iko na wendawazimu walai😂 this guy wakes up and starts shouting " kama uko na Caicedo mtoe saa hii before niaze kufua"

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

My wife asked me to see a psychologist about my anger issues.

The doctor asked, “If a train was coming down the hallway toward you, what would you do?”

I replied, “I’d get in my helicopter and fly away.”

The doctor asked, “Where did you get a helicopter?”

I replied, “The same fuckin’ place you got that train from!”

[𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐄 @stillthatabee]

Do rats see other rats deád and be like: No., no, not Aisha... I was with her in the bag of rice just now?😂

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

Kupiga teargas nyumbani after tumekosana family gathering is still on my bucket list.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Being too mature at a young age kills your happiness.

[KOT OCS👮👮 @WaruiJohn2]

"Nataka ugeukie mwenzako umwambie kama umebeba teargas hii ndio masaa ya kutupa"

- Edwin Sifuna 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy]

If you think you’ve had a bad day, my 9 year old came home from school with a trumpet.

[Dekunle27 @dekunlz]

I put my Son to bed an hour ago and he just come down and asked me if cats have shoulders

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

New data from KNBS indicates that the phrase "Pia wewe usineletee" has an 66.5% success rate of escalating an argument to a fist fight.

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

WHEN THE WHOLE COMPANY USES CHATGPT 😂😂😂😂😂

[Ross McCulloch @Rossmac212]

Whatever he did wrong I hope she forgives him😂