Pencurry™

Steal the best tweet I ever come across.

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When a girl says: “don’t worry about it.” You better fucking worry about it.

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Sometimes I wish I never know things I know because once I know I wanna know more and eventually it will hurt me.

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Why super hero poster now shows they like being in sad or depressed? Did they forget that great power comes with great amount of chicks?

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Wanna know why did aliens often come to earth? SPACE AVAILABLE billboard.

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The most comforting part about being held tightly in your arms is the sensation of letting everything else go.

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A picture speaks a thousand words. Oh I have more than a thousand words when I look at your avatar.

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You seem to be a good person, but deep inside you just want to watch the wold burn.

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That awkward moment when both of us realize we missed our chance to be together while we could, and now we can't.

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We are the perfect example of opposite attraction. Look at us. What do we have in common? Just love. And that's enough.

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It's a beautiful day. but not as beautiful as me.

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IMHO. In My Horny Opinion.

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This loneliness is eating me alive..

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If you really miss someone, stop staring at timeline. Call/sms/bbm him/her. Life is too short to be a coward.

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I want you to be my lover and my best friend, someone i can talk to about ANYTHING.

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I tell you, when I actually die, some people are gonna get seriously haunted.

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"Life is everything that happens while you are busy making other plans." -John Lennon-

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"A woman's most beautiful curve is her smile." -Bob Marley-

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"They all laugh at me because I'm Different. I laugh at them because they are all the same." -Kurt Cobain-

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"expectation is the root of all heartache." -William Shakespeare-

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It's easier to lie than to be honest. Especially when the lie can make someone happy. Wrong thoughts. But still...