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Music and gaming enthusiast. Admirer of art. A Creative. Son of God. @OralDeep. IG: @DJCula

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The Worlds dumbest fucking President thinks foreign tourists are issued United States passports.

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@heis_fede

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@the_Lawrenz

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@achillghost The friction of his butt cheeks against the metal is slowing him down

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

Yesterday at Cartrack's head office in Rosebank, a woman named Gcina Dhladhla passed away after reportedly informing management last week that she was unwell. Instead of being supported, she was issued with a warning for being absent from work and was called into meetings regarding her attendance.

On Friday morning, Gcina went to work after being threatened with dismissal if she did not report for duty. At around 8:30am, she went to the bathroom. After being inside for an unusually long time, her team leader went to check on her. When there was no response, security was called to open the door.

Gcina was found unconscious on the bathroom floor. She had removed her clothing because she was feeling extremely hot. She remained on the floor for a prolonged period while assistance was being arranged. CPR was attempted by individuals who were not trained first aid responders, and it was only later realised that an ambulance had not yet been called.

Supervisors managed the situation, A manager went to Netcare in person to request an ambulance. By this stage, Gcina's body had become cold, her hands and feet had turned purple, and she had begun bleeding from the nose.

An ambulance only arrived after 11:00am, following intervention from her family, who instructed the company to call emergency services. When paramedics arrived, Gcina had already passed away. Employees from the Debtors Department were then instructed to vacate the building.

Gcina had previously complained about the way she was treated by team leaders. Her family, colleagues and the public deserve answers about the circumstances surrounding her death.

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@KenMashSA @SbuMasang Payflex has a monthly option

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@_BNSL It’s been 2 whole years and yall still haven’t healed

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@SKTheKingYT Reminds me of this Daffy Duck scene

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@Handre @real_bohlale So you went and dug up an old outdated coverage map instead of a current one from the actual network providers in South Africa?

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@lucasng990 I hope the kid is okay 😣

[BoityBell🔱✊ @BoityBell]

I am seeking assistance in locating my daughter, Mbali, (full names are Mbalenhle Angel Ndebele) she sometimes calls herself Palesa, who is currently battling a drug addiction, which has led to her frequently talking to herself. Her last known location was between the Johannesburg Carlton Center and Rosebank, where she was seen walking alone, and some witnesses reported that she was barefoot. Our most recent photograph of her shows her wearing a hat. If you have any information about her whereabouts, please contact me at 0837831302. God bless you 🙏🏾

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@YELL0MAN There is absolutely no way that linesman would’ve been able to see if this was and offside or not from where he’s standing. Our pro league is officiated by amateurs

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@Masandawana

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@WasOnce_Skinny We experienced the pure madness of pirates fans when the disconnected cameras while getting beaten 6-0 by a “small team”

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@briantylercohen @Riley_Gaines_ South Africans watching this video

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@Moagi_S @MDNnewss It’s actually R33

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Someone need to make a skit out of this tweet 🤣

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED!

Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks.

“Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.”

The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!”

“But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?”

“No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.”

Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented.

“Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.”

Tears began to well up in their eyes.

“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”

They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.

I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?”

He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.

“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

[GALAXY-2:20 VIDEO🔌 @GalaxyTwoTwenty]

Watch the red Ford Mustang skip robots twice, causing an accident.

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@LefikaMadubula @Solphendukaa In exactly what time or distance was he supposed to apply his brakes slowly? When you see a car overtaking ahead, you assume the driver will move back to their lane in time. By the time you realise that driver is not moving back, it’s already too late