Bacon Baron

Two sticks don’t make water | #YungProfessional | #blacklivesmatter

[Bacon Baron @DJEtchasketch]

“Wow, these dudes are really horny for sharks” - me attempting to watch Shark Week

[Bacon Baron @DJEtchasketch]

@Eurostar I have sent you a DM. Today was completely unacceptable!

[Bacon Baron @DJEtchasketch]

@Eurostar cancelled the trains from Paris to London - need to get to Newcastle tonight! No way to contact anyone and having to find my own alternative way there. This is unprofessional and insane!

[Bacon Baron @DJEtchasketch]

@UberEats charged me for an order that I cancelled because the shopper decided to checkout AFTER I already said I was cancelling while it listed him as still shopping. Support refuses to help when it was your dumbass shoppers fault

[ᴀ. @awolinaaa]

being a loser in your 30s/40s is just the cost of being idle in your 20s and I think way too many people aren’t scared enough by that

[Bacon Baron @DJEtchasketch]

@awolinaaa 👏🏽👏🏽I read this as not even being related to money or success but also mentally and emotionally. I just can’t phantom how it was possible to do/learn nothing in your 20s! Yet I meet those people constantly lol

[Bacon Baron @DJEtchasketch]

@GotDaScoop She coulda kept this to herself smh

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

Let’s normalize making people feel uncomfortable for being bad people.

[Bacon Baron @DJEtchasketch]

@WreckingRoy @Realitytvguru13 She would mop the floor with them lol

[gstar @gomomoratele_]

The prettiest girls I know literally have the worst love lives ever and they attract such horrible men

[Bacon Baron @DJEtchasketch]

@iovekhaotung They would be a great trio

[Bacon Baron @DJEtchasketch]

I love watching my loverman bro down. Like ok bruh

[Bacon Baron @DJEtchasketch]

What’s the point of sending a gift through @DoorDash if they completely mess up the delivery process and the person never gets their order

[Bacon Baron @DJEtchasketch]

@TheTeaTopics @Jeremy_Homschek @UpdatesOfZeus She seems so out of place

[Bacon Baron @DJEtchasketch]

@FedExHelp really has the worst customer service imaginable. Cant locate the package, no idea where their drivers are. Wtf

[Bacon Baron @DJEtchasketch]

@its1stclassCAM Yes!!! And she does a terrible job of going head to head with them at that! She’s never really fit in the group

[Bacon Baron @DJEtchasketch]

@NILES100 She really broke up a family and then dropped him lol she dgaf

[Bacon Baron @DJEtchasketch]

@its1stclassCAM Fact! She’s just minding her business and here they come mad about nothing

[Your Emotional Healing Coach @AfsaRosette]

I saw a TikTok where a woman said, if you’re a giver, you need to find another giver to love. You’ll always be happier with someone like you. And damn… if that ain’t the truth. Bc givers don’t just love, we pour. We stretch, we sacrifice, we make space where there is none.

[Bacon Baron @DJEtchasketch]

@its1stclassCAM You know he has to be mad that Michols was on for 5mins and came out with a bf aaaand is America’s Sweetheart!