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@AlphyNethononda @ChrisExcel102 @Savebot___ please 🙏🏽

[I was named by Jeff Maschie @bokoromonio]

This "abusive boyfriend" trend 😭

Here's a thread:

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Men don't discuss enough the difficulty of dating broke Women

1. They always don't have money for transport. "Should I borrow fare money, then you'll replace it?" No Mbali, sit at home, it's fine.

2. They always show up empty handed when they visit. No snack, drinks or wine. Just a handbag that is full of "God-knows-what".

3. They always have a sad family story that every sensible guy can tell it's a lie. "My mother is unemployed & we don't have food at home blah blah". Bathong, sorry Nthabiseng. Me too, my mother killed my father, my sister raped my uncle, my grandmother just registered ko Wits. Kunzima everywhere.

4. She's always asking for things indirectly. "Waitsi motho okare aka ja Pizza". Hebanna, so why o sa eje?

5. When you buy an expensive item like sneakers or gaming console, she starts pretending like she's a financial advisor: "Baby waitsi nkabe ono reka grocery ya R4k". The answer is NO Mmabatho. I want PS5. Ke tlo raloka ka di carrots?

6. She can come at your place & fry 9 eggs, 6 russians, reheat left over meat & rice, make pop corns, juice & grill chicken - JUST FOR REAKFAST

7. She will never send you even a mere R500 on some "Baby, I know you are chilling with the boys for the Manchester game, get yourself some beers & snacks o swane le majita". Okwakhe ama favours!

8. Always SBWLing things she can't even pronounce. "Love waitsi okare nka ja KHRUSANT". Lerato please!!

9. She takes pictures of everything you eat. "Bo Amanda batlo nya today". Bathong ba nyela eng? Gore you ate at PAUL? Wow!

10. Here's their classic after you sent her money: "Baby did you eat?" Hebanna, I just told you I had breakfast 2 hours ago. Can you not eat my money & be ISCEFE at the same time?

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What I love about South Africa neh, is that everyone will get their chance 🤧

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Forgot Wifi password

[Soulful Journey Sessions @SJS_Podcasts]

#Soulful_Journey_Sessions_Sunday_Chill

[Mbali Mashinini @mbalis_bakery]

Think about it!

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Landlord: Mr. Carter, the rent is due

Lil Wayne:

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RT for a chance to WIN a PS5 🤯⚠️🔥
I’m giving AWAY 8…😳

[Monarchive @__sugarvenom]

Best DJ transitions thread?

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

A police officer Bongimpilo Nzuzu Bengu who shot dead a Joburg Metro Police officer Sibusiso Zikalala outside a Braamfontein nightclub in June after disturbing altercation unfolded in the parking lot of a nightclub, was arrested. He appeared in court & released on R5,000 bail.