So long my American friends! I'm moving to Australia & becoming a professional break dancer. I've only tried it once in my life & was terrible at it. But from what I'm seeing all over my feed today if that's all it takes there to make it to the Olympics I should be just fine 🇦🇺
If you ever feel like your job is pointless just remember the people at Costco who look at everything in your giant Costco sized shopping cart for like 5 seconds and then check off your receipt as if they've actually confirmed that everything in your cart is on the receipt
Obviously no one is immortal, but you kind of wish some people would be. People can argue with me on this all they want but they’ll never convince me otherwise. RIP to the best to ever do it, The “Say Hey Kid” Willie Mays 1931-2024………SF 🙏🕯️⚾️ #WillieMays
Crazy busy this year, but still keeping up with my tradition of getting Chinese food on my Dad’s birthday (his favorite food). Love & miss you Dad 🕯️
I’m at the point in my life where I’m over this whole “and it means so much more because I paid for it myself” thing. If we could go back to someone else paying for everything for me that would be great 👍
So I’m at this diner. The lady next to me orders a burger, takes the bun off, eats the patty with a knife & fork, and then eats the bun with a knife & fork…….😳🤔🤯
Yeah so much for this…..🙄 #facebookdown#instagramdown
"we don't crash ever" - zuckerberg in social-network-2010-movie https://t.co/OOTJdjtzZz via @YouTube
Sometimes in life we lose, but never think we can't get it back. For example over the past year I lost about 15 pounds. But I stepped on the scale last night and it looks like I'm on my way to getting it all back🤦