Kalenga/DJ K-Plus

I am a radio Dj. My messages are like girls' mini skirts: long enough to hide essentials but short enough to reveal necessities...

[Kalenga/DJ K-Plus @DjKplus]

"@killa_kamy: Don't judge me like that, you don't even know how I started." «--tell 'em... They can't even walk 5 feet in your shoes.

[Kalenga/DJ K-Plus @DjKplus]

"@ZedBeats: Mvesesani nizamu sekesani!! ... Ma Danger - Jay Rox 'Mr Rox' http://t.co/poKuKXIv"«--it-izi-turue!!!

[Kalenga/DJ K-Plus @DjKplus]

"@Chi_Cholwe: If a Man Wants You http://t.co/m403mebs" «--allo allo

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"@aubreyshaq: Doing some phuza @cozy jo's along side @DjKplus doin his thang!!!!!! Its k-plus baibe!!!!" «--nice one. We will rock 2nyt!!!

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"@DearRobTV: Anywho, two tears in a bucket, fark it. Africa et al will forever get rinsed, so that we can enjoy life over here." «I agree

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"@AnjiTweetsHere: I think i need an awesome tweet soon.iv been lacking in tweet quality lately." <--true

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"@GucciBabe_85: @DjKplus kalenga?????" <- mukwai...!!!

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"@QuotesForGirlz: Accidentally closing the tab of the video you’ve been waiting forever to load. -____-" < can relate.

[Kalenga/DJ K-Plus @DjKplus]

"@GucciBabe_85: I need a cold bath now" <------------ ndeed

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@DJZeeti is that your new set of wheels? Awesome stuff!!!

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@AngeliqueMwila don't be silly. Tekanya.

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@AngeliqueMwila can u chill? Ala!!!

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"@GaryKwietstorm: As a big fan of K'millian am loving his new chune "Only One I Want" #MyMorningJam" <---its a phat chune???

[Kalenga/DJ K-Plus @DjKplus]

"@iamDJSbu: How do u write 30 November 2011 using 5 letters, no numbers! Let's c if u can crack this one!!! 3rd graders quizzz!!!" <-help!!!

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"@stretchdj: Oh and im selling all my studio equipment, dm for offers. Cutting my losses :)" <--plz DM list of available goods.

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"@jasonkamina: @DjKplus i just attacked ur inbox" <-- I noticed, lol.

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"@DamnItsTrue: 4 out of 5 men prefer women with big asses. The 5th guy prefers the other 4 guys." <--preach on

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@AngeliqueMwila yeah, he mailed them but I haven't listened yet. I know they good coz brotha-man loves quality. Now ur getn me xcited!!!

[Kalenga/DJ K-Plus @DjKplus]

"@kattii6: Miss my man ♥" «--miss u too babe.☺

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7am already?? Crap!! It was 9pm just ten minutes ago!