Ross Williamson

[Ross Williamson @DjLenmdc]

http://t.co/BloMI4wSh2 It's not generic enough. ~Producers of American sitcoms

[Ross Williamson @DjLenmdc]

http://t.co/pIaq8llRU8 The mullet is a helmet for domestic violence.

[Ross Williamson @DjLenmdc]

The tabloids would have a field day if Billy Joel ever actually started a fire. http://t.co/AI5cc7yF0G

[Ross Williamson @DjLenmdc]

http://t.co/dLO8PhLjVM Give a man a cheeseburger, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to cheeseburger, I'm high as fuck.

[Ross Williamson @DjLenmdc]

http://t.co/qk2IGnIE If you're not wearing the shirt you slept in, you're doing Sunday wrong.