Dan Lohse

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[Dan Lohse @DjLohse]

@jonnysun @BecsBailey17

[Dan Lohse @DjLohse]

"I find that my greatest nuggets of wisdom come when I'm being a complete and utter idiot."
-- @Real_Limshady

[Dan Lohse @DjLohse]

I know, I know, I know
That I am not alone
My trials aren't just my own
And yet we all have hope

[Dan Lohse @DjLohse]

Help me I'm trapped in a place with only a little bit of Internet.

Boy does that sentence give a world of perspective.

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I hate endings.

[Dan Lohse @DjLohse]

"Congratulations, you win!"
"That's great, what'd I win?"
"The sad feeling of disappointment"
-- Kenny

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These months have felt like years and passed like days.

It feels like I'll be getting old tomorrow.

[Dan Lohse @DjLohse]

You know how sometimes you'll just be walking and you stumble over your own shoe? My tongue does that whenever I try to say something cool.

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I am my father's offsite storage facilitator.
And his offsite child.

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Substance, oh, substance, where have you been?
@switchfoot

[Dan Lohse @DjLohse]

Do you know how many times I've woken up from a nightmare where it's second semester and I forget to go to class? Too many times.

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I feel constantly self centered when all I can think about is the amount of work ahead of me. I promise I'm aware that I'm not the only one.

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You can sleep when you're done with finals week.

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My hobby:
Saying small parts of obscure idioms and old phrases hoping people will understand what I'm referring to because I hate talking.

[Dan Lohse @DjLohse]

My phone has restarted 3 times today because of @Snapchat

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@TylerIsSuave dude where have you been it's been 7 years.

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My goal in chemistry class is basically just to see how many times I can get Tyler to shake his head at my puns.

[Dan Lohse @DjLohse]

Today at work I caused an oil spill.
All over myself.
I spilled oil on myself.
And on the floor.
Basically everywhere.
Not my best work.

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@allie_rein life