Dj Michael Toast

🏆#Dj, #VGK, #BattleBorn, Music Lover, Proud Dog Owner, Nyc Clubkid, BKNY Raver, Las Vegas Sensation, Worldwide Bedazzler Punk, Transmitting Live From Mars

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U still have goosebumps, Vegas? I do.
🤘💛🥹💛🤘#WeAreTheChampions #vgk #dj #StanleyCup #Champions @GoldenKnights #live #givelove #NHL #LasVegas

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@Madonna louie Louie passed away on the 21st. Apparently he went in for a hernia operation and had a heart attack on the table and they couldn’t bring him back. We are devastated over here. I was his dj. We’re still trying to figure everything out.

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https://t.co/SjAfwjLifs

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Still crazy after all these years and having the time of my life. So happy we get to enjoy this time together. 🥰🫶 #dj #givelove #thankyou #plur #music #lasvegas

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@AikmanCMU I’ll be back out there tomorrow, come by say hi… go knights go!

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@AikmanCMU Sorry about that. Just so excited we’re back in the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Will do better next time.
Go Knights Go! #vgk

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@AikmanCMU Congratulations!

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@40ozBeer @limpbizkitjapan @GoldenKnights Omg…. lol Wes is a GOD! 👏💯🔥

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I posted this last month and it’s still funny. Lol

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Upset watching the stock crash,
UMG President just made the announcement that all Americans need to go out & buy the new Drake album.
#resist

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@SnoopVonPoop @15NCREATIVE OK now I’m officially dead lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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It’s official! We’re pregnant!

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@historyrock_ You purposely did this just to have this whole thing fill up with Freddie Mercury. Lol

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@SnoopVonPoop @15NCREATIVE B was such a gentle lover I could hardly feel my diaphragm break
😂

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I ran out of toilet paper this morning… So I opened up this app and wiped my ass with my phone.

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Immature, yes, but fart jokes will forever be funny.

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I can’t believe it just happened.

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@ThatEricAlper All you do is ask questions… is that the way you make it on this app?

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@elonmusk Adjectives only
😂🤪😉

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@ThatEricAlper Lemmy

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We wanna be free.

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@_Gary_Bettman @RATMofficial https://t.co/rKJetfCex2

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April fools pranks a success: Rage Against the Machine broke up, the Huntridge Theatre has been closed for 10 years and they would ever just give an open guestlist @RATMofficial #AprilFoolsDay #prank #punkrock

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I just want to thank the Huntridge theater for giving me a guest list tonight for the Rage Against The Machine reunion. Doors open at six. Drop my name at the door. @RATMofficial