DJ Neyzus

I got free realestate in Larry Bucceros head

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“Your right to swing your arm ends where the other man’s nose begins” -John Locke

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If I lose I’ll recreate ever Jackson mahommes Tik tok for a month

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@larrybuccerolaw gentleman’s wager. If I can beat you at a game of chess you lemme be your paralegal

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@larrybuccerolaw What do you know about bird law?

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@larrybuccerolaw what’s your opinion on the current state of the SEC vs. Ripple Labs lawsuit?

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@elonmusk just applied for an internship but there wasn’t a section for crash test dummies

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Chivalry most certainly not dead. I always shave before eating pussy

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Real G’s use Facebook for networking, LinkedIn as a dating app, and Insta just to fuck with people

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Shooters Shoot by DJ NEYZUS on #SoundCloud https://t.co/2fuMNKuWeJ @flyerswaterpolo need an assistant coach? #ibringitforbrad

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I can breath, I can drink, I can walk. Today's a good day

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@joerogan are you my dad?

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@larrybuccerolaw Whatchu know bout bird law?

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@larrybuccerolaw fuck Jackson mahommes

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Sincinatti by DJ NEYZUS on #SoundCloud https://t.co/X31gamR4PG @JoeyB bring the lombardi north #gobengals

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Of course I laugh at my own jokes, if not they’d just be followed with silence

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#NewProfilePic

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We live in a world where whipits are legal and marijuana is Illegal, let that sink in

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@larrybuccerolaw Scoreboard! all Bucceros know how to do is complain and bitch on twitter. Fuck Memphis Chooch > Booch

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End goal; have an NFT of my nutsack sell for more than the cost of your house

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@larrybuccerolaw Be nice, you’d be 0-16 if you shoot anything like your son