NEW: Comedian Shane Gillis hosted SNL last night and performed a skit featuring Donald Trump’s new sneakers.
The end of the skit featured ‘Air Bidens’ which makes people fall over when they wear them.
In 2019, Gillis was fired from Saturday Night Live because of his “racist and homophobic jokes” for using an “anti-Asian slur” during a joke.
5 years later, he is back on the show.
Good.
The Comet Boys kicked off their season at Granville. Jacob Ramirez finished 1st and Couper Corbett finished 2nd as individuals. The team finished 7th out of 15 after a dual victory over Pickerington North 33-29.
Zelensky now has absolute control of Ukrainian media, outlawed opposition political parties and Ukraine’s Orthodox Church, declared martial law, and uses absolute power under martial law to cancel presidential elections. So much for Biden’s false narrative that the world is in an existential fight to protect democracies from autocracies, wasting billions of US tax dollars.
This is Captain Yuval, an infantry commander in the Nahal Brigade. On Saturday morning, as soon as she heard about the horrors taking place, she ran out of her home with her gun in her pajamas.
She reports there were dead bodies all over the road, and that at some point, a group of terrorists on motorcycles drive towards her, and she empties a whole magazine on them killing two. She's calling her boss Colonel Steinberg, but he's been killed. Same with other commanders she tries reaching - all gone.
She located Captain Ron, and together they understand that only they are left to conduct this battle. They find a friend's house nearby, open up a war room, and begin directing the forces on the ground. Before most of us even woke up and understood what is happening, these two young captains were directing commandos and fighter pilots, and eliminated 22 terrorists, preventing them from taking control of two outposts. In their pajamas.
They are still out there fighting. We are in good hands!
(source: Yuval is a cousin of @sivanhakolkalul)