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Get me into a writers room, please?

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@joiecalio @dadatheband @gurleyshow @philleavitt

Morgan Wallen - Last Night
First time I heard this
https://t.co/gL4csrMSy3

Dada - Scum
I heard this
https://t.co/ucuvg5ocFY

Similarities? Is it just me?

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@PJPOLACO WORK

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@kevin_nealon Ha! Have you met his half brother?

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@sleekvanity Nothing in front of that camera is off script.

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@basedgizmo Catwoman wouldn't stand for this.

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@WhitneyCummings Mine is also filled with tics but it's great cause it scrolls automatically for me at completely random times.

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@Variety This serves zero purpose. Don't trash the dead.

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@kevin_nealon Everyone heard this picture in the exact same voice.

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@YourAnonNews You'd think someone like that would know the psychology of a bully. Ignore them and they move onto the next one.

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@dustinrhodes It means you've never found anybody that answers you the same way you do. That's both good and bad.

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@MJMcKean Best parenting advice ever came from her, "You have to love your kids enough to let them hate you sometimes." Spot on!

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@News12LI Get this guy to Tony's on 112 in Medford or Gino's on Main St in Patchogue. Best two places on the island and been doing it for YEARS.

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@BenStiller @GeraldoRivera What's more amazing is he generated that kind of buzz without social media, or killing someone.

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@Corey_Feldman @ClownWorld "Bidened" By the Right

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@TheWittyGirl It's called Marathon for a reason.

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@stoolpresidente Ronnie has kept Howard safe for years. In more ways than one. You can still buy loyalty and secrecy nowadays.

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@Dearme2_ Destruction of the self. The evisceration of the narrative. If not now, when?

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@ChucklingChrly DONT GET YOUR KIDS INVOLVED. End of story.

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@AdamSchein @bigelowtea 47 years old, first ever show at the Beacon (despite living in NY) was Tedeschi Trucks last week. What a band. Great picture!

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@ProFootballTalk Sometimes we think professional comes with certain decorum, but some of these professionals are still kids. Learning to navigate. They have microphones shoved near every orifice at all times so law of averages says some "questionable" stuff is going to slip out.