Doug Johnson

I believe in the noble aristocratic art of doing absolutely nothing and hope that in the future I will be in a position to do even less

[Doug Johnson @Djohnson18112]

@utdmax0 Raheem Sterling

[Doug Johnson @Djohnson18112]

@farman4x So, 48 divided by 3/4=64
Square root of 64=8
Answer is 8?

[Doug Johnson @Djohnson18112]

@fairyjuliaaa LUCILLE!

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Yoooo the Portland Antifa is out of control….send more feds 🤣

[Trae Crowder @traecrowder]

ON (A FRACTION OF) ALL THE RECENT MAGA MADNESS

[Doug Johnson @Djohnson18112]

https://t.co/ImsMAuvbLD

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Turn on the sound and listen to this.
You won’t be sorry.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

The most perfect narration DOES exist…

[Trae Crowder @traecrowder]

ON TRUMP’S INCREASINGLY WILD SECOND WEEK IN OFFICE

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

If you’re A-Ok with Trump pardoning war criminals, rapists, traitors, spousal abusers, insurrectionists and business cheats, but outraged by Joe Biden pardoning his formerly drug addicted, now recovering, private citizen, civilian son, congratulations — you are an idiot, an asshole and you’re in a fucking cult.

[Letterkenny Problems @LetterkennyProb]

It’s friggin’ frigid.

[Trae Crowder @traecrowder]

ON THE JD VANCE AND TIM WALZ DEBATE

[Doug Johnson @Djohnson18112]

https://t.co/JHnx26GYCl
I'm too fat to run!

[Chris59 @ChristinePalmi2]

@maddenifico

[Doug Johnson @Djohnson18112]

Good lord! If I was eloquent, this is exactly how I would have played it

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Well, the guy is a nearly 80 year old diapered, spray painted and girdled idiotic loser who is massively overweight, doesn’t get any exercise, doesn’t sleep, doesn’t have any friends or meaningful human interactions of any kind and instead spends the bulk of his time insulting, attacking and demeaning others to compensate for his own deeply rooted inadequacies, his blood type is Diet Coke, hamberder grease and Adderall, he’s undoubtedly up to his beady little drugged out eyeballs in Russian hooker pee pee kompromat, and when he’s not posting ALL CAPS piles of insane bullshit on a social media platform that’s going down faster than his Be Besting mail-order bride probably thought she had to on their very first “date”, he’s spending his time obsessing over how the actual fuck he’s going to manage to keep his criminal conman traitorous rapist ass out of spending the rest of his miserable fucking life in prison.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Well, the guy is a nearly 80 year old diapered, spray painted and girdled idiotic loser who is massively overweight, doesn’t get any exercise, doesn’t sleep, doesn’t have any friends or meaningful human interactions of any kind and instead spends the bulk of his time insulting, attacking and demeaning others to compensate for his own deeply rooted inadequacies, his blood type is Diet Coke, hamberder grease and Adderall, he’s undoubtedly up to his beady little drugged out eyeballs in Russian hooker pee pee kompromat, and when he’s not posting ALL CAPS piles of insane bullshit on a social media platform that’s going down faster than his Be Besting mail-order bride probably thought she had to on their very first “date”, he’s spending his time obsessing over how the actual fuck he’s going to manage to keep his criminal conman traitorous rapist ass out of spending the rest of his miserable fucking life in prison.

[Trae Crowder @traecrowder]

LETS CATCH UP WITH RFK JR, TIM WALZ, AND JD VANCE, SHALL WE

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Dear media,
Please stop talking about the “stakes” of Kamala’s interview as if this is, will be, or should be some kind of significantly impactful moment in the trajectory of this race.
That might be true if we were talking about a “normal” election.
It might be true if she were running against a “normal” candidate.
A single interview might be a difference maker if she were running against a Jeb Bush.
She’s not.
She’s running against a twice impeached, adjudicated rapist, business fraud and 34-times convicted felon who incited a violent attack on our Capitol when he lost the office he is once again inexplicably seeking.
He tried to upend democracy.
He tried to throw away our votes.
He wanted his VP to be hanged.
He got people killed.
Not to mention all the ways he tried to cheat to reverse his loss.
Not to mention the Big Lie he’s been pushing since 2020, and how damaging that has been.
Not to mention how he stole our national security secrets and kept them in his fucking bathroom.
Not to mention that we are still, as we speak, talking about the fact that he just smiled for the cameras with his fucking thumbs up for a campaign video while standing on the sacred ground where our nation’s warriors were laid to rest.
I know you want a horse race. I know you want your clicks and your ratings.
I know it’s all about dollar bills, and not democracy.
But what you’re doing, by painting all of this as a conventional election, when it’s anything but, is a disservice to the American people and a discredit to your industry.
An interview of a woman who has dutifully served this country without so much as the hint of scandal doesn’t even remotely stack up in terms of consequential circumstances when her opponent is a convicted felon who tried to overthrow our government four short years ago.
Stop normalizing him.
Stop downplaying who he is, what he’s done, and what he is threatening to do.
Frame this election with honesty and integrity.
For fuck’s sake.
Please.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Music legend Jack White gives a "double f*ck you" to Donald Trump and his "fascists" after they use music from his band The White Stripes without permission — and announces a lawsuit against them.

And White was just getting started....

"Oh….Don’t even think about using my music you fascists," White wrote on Instagram after a Trump aide posted a clip featuring the White Stripes' hit song "Seven Nation Army."

"Law suit coming from my lawyers about this (to add to your five thousand others,)" White wrote.

"Have a great day at work today Margo Martin," he added, addressing the Trump aide who posted the video.

The musician also slammed Trump for his disgraceful behavior in Arlington Cemetery. Staffers working for the convicted ex-president got into a violent altercation with a cemetery worker after they were told not to take photos and videos.

"And as long as I’m here, a double f‑‑‑ you DonOLD for insulting our nation’s veterans at Arlington you scum,” White wrote. "You should lose every military family’s vote immediately from that if ANYTHING makes sense anymore."

Well said!

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[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

It's not a trip to Chicago without a visit to The Wieners Circle.

#SizeMatters 🌭