Danielle Murphy

I just retweet shit

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[Danielle Murphy @Djordan_95]

Arguing with short men cures my depression

[Neurokida @AshleyG84288214]

Me when Alicent thought Viserys meant he wanted her rapist son to be king. #HouseOfTheDragon #HOTD

[Danielle Murphy @Djordan_95]

Guys help I was accidentally too open w my therapist this morning 😫

[JihadFares @JihadFares5]

Will Smith after hearing Chris Rock’s joke be like

[Danielle Murphy @Djordan_95]

Meryl Streep's is the best lmao

[LORRAKON @LORRAKON]

Everyone at the Oscar’s when Will Smith assaulted Chris Rock on national television #Oscars

[Danielle Murphy @Djordan_95]

I guess I'm just embracing being a stay at home gf lol

[Danielle Murphy @Djordan_95]

Banana chips, cashews and white cheddar cheeto puffs for dinner. This is a new low.

[Danielle Murphy @Djordan_95]

Every time I think I'm over Kid Cudi tequila shots comes on and BOOM. Obsessed.

[Danielle Murphy @Djordan_95]

@saucentaters "Ohmygod cows!"

[Danielle Murphy @Djordan_95]

So sick of everything I eat tasting like styrfoam.

[Danielle Murphy @Djordan_95]

Genuinely wishing I could afford to have the meltdown I deserve rn

[Danielle Murphy @Djordan_95]

Someone calling Thomas Binger the discount Commissioner Gordon is the funniest thing I have ever heard lmao

[Danielle Murphy @Djordan_95]

Wanna know what's more terrifying than having 100unread emails when you come into work? Only having 8 unread emails. 😳

[Danielle Murphy @Djordan_95]

One thing to know about me: it does not matter how HARD...if I hit my head, I WILL cry. Thank you.

[🏴‍☠️ @1piecehub]

“are you okay? you look tired”

me: wow okay rude

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