DJPizzio

Your dad and I trash talk your mom in bed.

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@alphadazza18 showing me around all the Vegas bathrooms

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@bulow @Jessiereyez @bishopbriggs circa 2018, Victoria summer music festival

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@aaliyahvtuber_ I actually see Crush from finding Nemo

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@_ROB_29 @recedinghairlip 🤣 I don't care if it attacks me I still want one

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And just like that, one day I became fat and lazy sitting in my sauna with sweat collecting at my nuts and hairy hole over hitting the gym 😂

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I heard this is how you ask your neighbor to come out and play with you.

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Using my neighbor's used dirty fuck toy to bust my load in

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The ability to properly tie climbing knots is an essential skill that every climber, regardless of experience or ability, should not only learn, but master. https://t.co/tAvjTVIo51

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@IconicSettings @seattleslew87

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#tbt

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@recedinghairlip Um, what is ethical non monogamy? Is it approved by the U.N.?

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Satisfy my cum gun and have seat. We're about to get sweaty with your asshole pressing on my nuts.

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@alphadazza18 I approve this message 🤣🤣

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Slightly obsessing

[Doing great things bitch @Jessiereyez]

Watch this video or I aint comin to your city on tour Michael 🍄🌼

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I'd like to thank Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior for the ability to sling this dick.

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When I'm left home alone for more than 5 minutes 🤷‍♂️

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#datenight

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#weddingseason

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Game day with @dj_r818

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When the #fleshlight isn't tight enough so you have to death grip the sleeve so you can fuck it right.