Johnald

usually confused.

[Johnald @DJRayBucks]

If everybody loved their neighbor as much as they love likes on Facebook we'd have a pretty kick ass place to live.

[Johnald @DJRayBucks]

#NowPlaying Gaims by KAMAU

truer words have never been sang XD ♫ https://t.co/Ncz8ekvq7D

[Johnald @DJRayBucks]

You can't deny that white men did some cool shit. Western Civilization, English Literature, the Automotive Industry...

[Johnald @DJRayBucks]

@MissSkele ripskele

[Johnald @DJRayBucks]

@MissSkele there's no reason for your right side to be numb.

[Johnald @DJRayBucks]

@MissSkele I wish that worked that way.
"You have AIDS."
"Let's not."
"Fuck, okay...Hemorrhoids?"

[Johnald @DJRayBucks]

@MissSkele that's a stroke.

[Johnald @DJRayBucks]

Sobriety is not fun.

[Johnald @DJRayBucks]

There's considerably more gay sex in this season

[Johnald @DJRayBucks]

"Vandy-man"
@CrsNyjacky

[Johnald @DJRayBucks]

I've watched 3 full seasons of Spartacus and I CAN'T TELL IF ILILTHYIA AND LUCRECIA LIKE EACH OTHER

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[sees girl reading The Catcher in the Rye]
"Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] catches all that frickin rye."

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[at the mall]
"Excuse me? I lost my son. Can I please make an announcement?"
"Of course."
[leans in to mic]
"Goodbye you little shit."

[Johnald @DJRayBucks]

@DJRayBucks "how do I lose weight?" Stop stuffing your face. Drink water. Go for walks.

[Johnald @DJRayBucks]

@DJRayBucks it's the hardest thing I've ever done, but I'm finally where I want to be physically.

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@DJRayBucks most days, I don't eat more than 600 calories.

[Johnald @DJRayBucks]

@DJRayBucks whole milk has more vitamins than regular milk. 2 glasses a week.

[Johnald @DJRayBucks]

@DJRayBucks when someone offers you food, say no.

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@DJRayBucks Twice a week, get carbs from pasta. no bread ever.

[Johnald @DJRayBucks]

@DJRayBucks eat a half cup of unseasoned rice before bed, no other snacks.

[Johnald @DJRayBucks]

@DJRayBucks when I'm hungry, I drink a glass of water.