ƉJ SELFM∆DE

DJ | Student Of Life | Bio In Progress..

[ƉJ SELFM∆DE @DJSelfMade]

You had to be there. 😂

[ƉJ SELFM∆DE @DJSelfMade]

My biggest observation in 2025: some of these folks only peaked on Twitter, not in real life.

[ƉJ SELFM∆DE @DJSelfMade]

Those YouTube videos bout to have the weak Zoe’s screaming they Bahamian again🤦🏿‍♂️

[ƉJ SELFM∆DE @DJSelfMade]

Bernie, where out thou?

[ƉJ SELFM∆DE @DJSelfMade]

that’s a wild boy right there😂😂😂

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

Birdman: "I got enough power to help y'all"

Inmate: "Ok, We need books to read"

Birdman: "You think reading books gone help ya.."

[ƉJ SELFM∆DE @DJSelfMade]

The @ highlight, @ everyone @ here etc., on everything is the worst! Why are you using that function to tell a group of 600+ how sunny it is.

[ƉJ SELFM∆DE @DJSelfMade]

White shirt punch like he in a dream 😂😂

[TMZ @TMZ]

A WILD brawl broke out at a #SpiritAirlines check-in counter in Baltimore... and it was all caught on video! 😱

[ƉJ SELFM∆DE @DJSelfMade]

@MsJazzybelle Right!

[ƉJ SELFM∆DE @DJSelfMade]

Think about it. London, really?

[ƉJ SELFM∆DE @DJSelfMade]

Drake got the type of PR that will spin on his own properties to invoke enough emotion to have people side with him…

[ƉJ SELFM∆DE @DJSelfMade]

Folks take Money Man advice like it’s factual…. They asked this man how do something and couldn’t break it down for nothing.

[ƉJ SELFM∆DE @DJSelfMade]

Somewhere in Miami, there’s a “jwetter” trying to see how to get auction cars from Dubai

[ƉJ SELFM∆DE @DJSelfMade]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[ƉJ SELFM∆DE @DJSelfMade]

Damn North Broward look like Little Havana now… must be their version of the great migration

[ƉJ SELFM∆DE @DJSelfMade]

Miami rappers too pressed on trying to sound like Detroit rappers all while the rest of FL taking off.

[ƉJ SELFM∆DE @DJSelfMade]

That’s Crazy, yt folks get on podcast and say nonsense too!!!

[DJ Kam Bennett @KameronBennett]

Wait wtf washcloths are for poor people? Since when??

[ƉJ SELFM∆DE @DJSelfMade]

The stuff I had to go thru to see some tits back in the day, now all these jits gotta do is open Twitter

[ƉJ SELFM∆DE @DJSelfMade]

That’s right keep repping y’all elementary & middle schools on Instagram. I need them security answers!

[ƉJ SELFM∆DE @DJSelfMade]

Haitian barbers wanna do everything but cut hair in their shops. All I need is a tape but you wanna be a bookie, CAM money transfer, cook and real estate agent all in the same shop.

[ƉJ SELFM∆DE @DJSelfMade]

The podcast era is gonna end just like the blogging era did.