DJ Touchin Stuff

#Controllerist | #Producer | #DJ | 🖥 #Tutorials | #Maschine/#NativeInstruments 🎧 #Ableton Memes: @CoachDankBro

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Give this playlist a listen: Rest in Power 💪🏾 John Witherspoon https://t.co/F9cuYcGjb1

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I made it 10 minutes into my rewatch of Scott Pilgrim before it became clear how much of a douche bag I am

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Can I do stand up comedy for house pets?

2 treat minimum

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Me on any given weekend:

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I put popcorn in a Pringles can

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@TheSunnyPodcast #MythicQuest is so f😮cking good! You’re really down playing it. I think I was laughing and crying in the first five minutes, but it was definitely the first episode, and I just cracked season two. I CANT BELIEVE YOU GOT @dannypudi !!!

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What was the last movie you cried at? I’ll go first. The Muppet Christmas Carol when Beaker gives his scarf to Scrooge.

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You can always spot a Milford man.

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My ears need to hear a conversation between @DanSoder and H. Jon Benjamin. Twitter, do your thing.

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#WhatDoesThisMean?

Somebody just told me “You’re the type of person to put the microwave directly under the TV”

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Still a better Joker than Jared Leto

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if you’re coming over from Facebook and Insta while they’re currently down, allow us to make a quick statement:

drum and bass

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@chrisrock 😂😂😂 I just rewatched Everybody Hates Chris and that Sopranos style finale had me belting 😂😂😂 thank you. I thought i was going to be sad when I finished it, and I am but I laughed really hard. You are the GOAT 🤘🏼

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I honestly don’t know if there’s anything that feels more full circle than eating pork fried rice on the can.

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I have hobbies that don’t involve putting on salmon coloured shorts and sitting crosslegged

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@karnivalofthearts this weekend! Come out for #VIP night on Thursday. #djs and #bands all weekend #poolparty #festivalseason #EnjoyDanceHeadBang #KOTA2021 #KarnivalOfTheArts @ Ukrainian Homestead of ODWU, Inc. https://t.co/yqTlZDtKtZ

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You're mad about not seeing Tipper

I'm on my way to see Limp Bizkit

We are not the same

I lied, shows canceled

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You're mad about not seeing Tipper

I'm on my way to see Limp Bizkit

We are not the same

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Bro’s 1 minute after walking into festivals again

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*on vacation*

GF: Relax, no one from Ashville is going to know we’re from New Jersey

Me: Oh, they’re gonna know