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[Seymour Colors @DK3thousand]

My upstairs neighbor, Freddy Fourthfloor

[Joe 🌳 @Skogur2]

Psyched for them, fuck the haters. Being able to live in a clean modern city, take public transit downtown, and jump in the water with your bros is one of the greatest achievements of humanity.

[Otto Von Biz Markie @wittgenfine]

There’s a part in the book White Noise where the characters talk about losing their identity once they’ve aged out of being the primary demo for advertisements and marketing.I think about that every time I see nostalgia porn videos because they’re always just ads for old products

[Seymour Colors @DK3thousand]

If I won the lottery I would drive my car down every road

[Richard Staple, BSN, RN🇯🇲 @RichStapless]

@MeeSowCorny

[Jonathan Berk @berkie1]

On its third attempt tonight, Marblehead Town Meeting approved an “MBTA Communities–compliant” district largely centered on the 125-year-old Tedesco Country Club, meeting 3A requirements on paper while all but assuring no new housing would be built.

This comment says it all.

[Seymour Colors @DK3thousand]

If this happens it will ruin my life

[lydia @dacarez0ne_]

we need a mega city here

[Seymour Colors @DK3thousand]

If someone follows a paleo diet they are likely a history buff

[Sammy James🔺 @HebHammer94]

John Henry is hated on multiple continents

[beef clapton: soldier of fortune @thetrompwner]

yesterday in traffic behind a guy in a durag on a three wheeler with a shirt that said coach obama he was also full on playing some game on his phone

[constans @constans]

This is sad. Hampshire college is a weird, niche school that offers something unavailable at other schools. There are dozens of miscellaneous mid-tier northeastern liberal arts colleges all offering the same thing. Hampshire college offered something you couldn’t get elsewhere

[Seymour Colors @DK3thousand]

Oi mistah emperah

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

The Emperor of Japan will be attending the Japan v Australia game. It is the first time a Japanese emperor has attended a baseball game in almost 70 years. #WorldBaseballClassic

[Seymour Colors @DK3thousand]

You don’t hear about acupuncture so much anymore

[Kalle📸 @KalleSorbo]

Impeach him Monday. Amend the constitution and call for a snap presidential election in November. No one involved in this cover up should touch public office again and many many should be sent to prison. The moral fabric of our nation is at stake.

[Seymour Colors @DK3thousand]

Dentist appointment at 2:30 : funniest joke of all time

[mrpancake4343 @mrpancake4343]

THEYRE LYING ABOUT THE SNOW STORM BEING BAD TO MOVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS ON THE HIGHWAYS. DRIVE ON THE HIGHWAYS!

[Stephen Semler @stephensemler]

4% of Democratic voters want to increase military spending.

70% of House Democrats just voted to increase military spending.

[Ryan @Ryy4n2]

I love you