Mwendwa

Junior Pen tester 👨‍💻| Data Analyst | AWS CCP| Senior data analyst @GamecityEntertainment Kenya. Friends with vulnerabilities 👾
I learn through the community

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

Kwa sisi payslip holders, tunakatwa:

30% for payee
6% for NSSF
2.75% for SHA
1.5% for afakable housing

40% of my payslip

16% VAT applied on everything.

56% of my earnings go to gava. 11/20 workdays gone.

Alafu some mathafakin tutam blogger has audacity to open their mouth.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

CSs Hassan Joho & William Kabogo in New York for UNGA conference.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

NSE is seeking to have Dangote Refinery cross-listed in Nairobi, giving Kenyan and East African investors easier access to its shares.

NSE CEO Frank Mwiti says talks are already underway.

[Marie🌸 @ma_fe79]

“Cómo fue el reto de conducir en La Monumental con un auto de F1?”

Max: “Bueno yo quería tomarla a fondo pero se murió mi batería. Esa fue mi experiencia monumental”

MAX HAHAHA

#SpanishGP

https://t.co/nIn4h5wo7o

[lookie63 @lookie63ke]

https://t.co/dyANXyGW7s

EPISODE 3 is live!

[Mwendwa @DKakemu]

@kilundeezy What is the name of this guy?

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

me after realizing that if i just stay consistent, cut out bad habits & stay focused on my goals id be exactly where i want to be in life

[Beeru✨ @beeru302]

As my final act of failure I will get a PHD

[Alex Njenga @alexnjenga]

Good afternoon @ICEALION kindly process my claim (KDV 187J) of Ksh 7,800,000. I’m tired of the everyday lies from Magdalene Nekesa of the claims department.

[����eon @chiplichipli2k]

In a room full of people you’ll find me in the corner scrolling through twitter.

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

Miringa, a Kenyan boy creating a ‘People’s IEBC’ to prevent any form of rigging, has come up with a way for Kenyans to beat the government at its own game if it tries to switch off the internet!

[Alexia Branson @Alexia_Branson3]

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa Retweet widely.

[Alexia Branson @Alexia_Branson3]

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa just retweet.

We shall never forget the June 25th Moments.😔😔

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Here are the speed camera limits in Nairobi, following NTSA instant fines apply:

Save the thread below:

[ruben @3rubengoat]

Hitler in heaven getting told that the whole world is against the Jews now

[Bernie @Artemisfornow]

There is great evil in this world.

Those celebrating the murder of Charlie Kirk because you disagreed with his political views need to take a good look at yourselves.

You say you are the good people, but you aren’t. You are the evil.

[Mwendwa @DKakemu]

@Oii_Pablo @TheNairobiTimez Ndio nashindwa. The investor is a lady

[Mwendwa @DKakemu]

@MistaScents @citizentvkenya Facts

[Mwendwa @DKakemu]

@mzee_gwana001 @WilliamsRuto I dropped a tear while reading this. Don't worry, bro. We'll be here to witness it all