Dunne E. Kartmann

''Betekenis" wordt minder intrinsiek aan en meer los van de dagelijkse naarmate het meer de abstracties benadert die door Camel Humpers wordt gepedaald

[Dunne E. Kartmann @DKartmann]

@GemmaTognini Who paid for the box of whatevers?

[Dunne E. Kartmann @DKartmann]

@chook_is_back [euphemistically speaking]

[Dunne E. Kartmann @DKartmann]

@OMGTheMess Wow. Coming from someone who has never held a real job in their life: https://t.co/TmYPJjk7Zz

[Dunne E. Kartmann @DKartmann]

The Australian taxpayer funded public broadcaster’s ombudsman reckons that when it comes to humour, community standards in general are about here:

[Dunne E. Kartmann @DKartmann]

@mdtlion If ya want to kwow what having a stick poked up your butt hole feels like (literally, not satirically speaking), come onto my property and direct me to shut my windows

[Dunne E. Kartmann @DKartmann]

@OMGTheMess So by choosing to assault the NT Adiministrator, Labour’s Luke Gosling should be dealt with as a Consitutional breach. Love to see one of Labor’s mongrels put away for life. Even if it were just for standing on said Administrator’s big toe.

[Dunne E. Kartmann @DKartmann]

NRL. Roosters 82 defeat Cowboys wearing aboriginal themed away strip, 12. Dark Emu’s Pascoe must reckon that’s worst defeat in 12,000 years.

[Dunne E. Kartmann @DKartmann]

@RitaPanahi @zannymb At the risk of being called a misogynist . . . no, fuck it, go ahead, I don’t care . . . the sooner the pack of DEI hire shielas in corporate and political circles is sorted, the sooner everyones life is enriched.

[Dunne E. Kartmann @DKartmann]

I’m sure Stella wouldn’t miss Barnaby!

[Nessa @wimmerachic]

I really need someone in my life, more responsible and bossy than me to deal with me.

[Dunne E. Kartmann @DKartmann]

@GemmaTognini My wife just asked if said ex ABC reporter could have been Malcolm Turnbull wearing his favorite leather jacket.

[Fusilier @firstfusilier]

@AlboMP “i didn’t slip, i just changed my position.”

[Dunne E. Kartmann @DKartmann]

Thanks @abcnews Good to hear that the fire bombing of the synagogue was an “Israeli” one . . . not a Syrian one, or a Lebanese one. That’s the best I’ve heard yet.

[Dunne E. Kartmann @DKartmann]

Hey @elonmusk How does the bullshit posted by @a_roma_hotel get through your AI based filters?

[Craig Kelly:🇦🇺Foundation for Economic Education @craigkellyAFEE]

Albanese is Treating Australians Like Complete Mugs

Albanese won the last election by lying through his teeth. He promised cheaper electricity. He promised to cut migration. He promised tax relief. Every single promise was a blatant lie.

He boasts about “reducing taxes” — what a sick joke. The tax take as a percentage of GDP is at a record high in Australian history. Never before have Australians been squeezed this hard by their own government.

He claims he’s “tackling the cost of living” — another filthy lie. His reckless policies have delivered inflation higher than almost anywhere else in the developed world.

And don’t get me started on his fake “giving people a go” routine. His unprecedented, eye-watering immigration tsunami has obliterated the Great Australian Dream of home ownership for an entire generation. Young Australians are now locked out of the housing market thanks to this government’s open-border insanity.

Albanese is the worst Prime Minister in Australia’s history.

Anyone stupid and gullible enough to swallow his endless stream of lies deserves the economic pain, the skyrocketing bills, the housing crisis, and the declining living standards he is deliberately inflicting on this country.

His cute little video’s aren’t leadership. Its shameless propaganda, economic sabotage wrapped in smug slogans.

[Dunne E. Kartmann @DKartmann]

Bwaaah. As if the UK still has “waters” it can call its own. Other than a few rivers and canals that is. The only Brits worth the name migrated to Australia decades ago!

[Mike Williams (Oz) @theoztrucker]

I want to know how the prosecution of BRS serves this countries security and interests?

I want t know how the prosecution expects to get a verdict beyond reasonable doubt with no forensic evidence, no DNA, no crime scene evidence, no weapon, no nothing except the few supposed eye witness accounts. Afghan farmers who call him infidel. Yeah, that will work!

The rules of evidence are very different in the court it’s going to now than a defamation trial.

I predict we will be paying Ben a large compensation settlement for the injustice he’s now enduring.

[Duchess of Exeter 🌏 @WhosFibbing]

https://t.co/dnU0BK5uxI

[Dunne E. Kartmann @DKartmann]

Exactly.

[Australian 🇦🇺 @45FirstLady]

@WhosFibbing Wow

[Dunne E. Kartmann @DKartmann]

@Batman2242 @WhosFibbing Agreed. The very stereotype of the always was always will be opportunistic politician. A cunt who would dob on his mum if he saw a vote in it. #auspol