America's Best UK Import

I am an artist, not an entertainer.

he/him/sir

Coming in your ears every DKCU matchday

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"Daddy, is soccer balls day?"
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@MRedcoats @midwestpl

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There's a lesson in here somewhere

[Billingham Town FC @BillinghamTown]

Hi Lawrence, you're right ☹️ I had a few too many beers yesterday and tried to make a humorous post in the name of 'banter'. I appreciate I may have upset a lot of people so I'd like to take this moment to apologise TO ABSOLUTELY NOBODY! THE BILLY TOWN ADMIN DOES WHAT HE WANTS 🔵⚪️

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@CoachHall10 @dkcunited

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@SoddyDaisyBOT Future monarchs, you say

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@JoeChatz

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@SoddyDaisyBOT

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@IHate_Your_Club My favorite

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@pedrojimher Honestly more impressed by yer man from Czarni, given his team's performance.

And as for Alex ... 😥

[Inter Miami News Hub @Intermiamicfhub]

Rodrigo De Paul to Inter Miami
Son Heung-min to LAFC (rumored)
Thomas Müller to Vancouver (rumored)

The Messi Effect is real. MLS is transforming before our eyes 🔥🇺🇸⚽️

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@JoeChatz FKW

[Johnny Soccer 🌽⚽️ @CoachHall10]

The 2026 campaign started tonight.
🌽⚽️🤝
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@midwestpl
@UWSSoccer

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@SteveBmSu @dkcunited @midwestpl With a "u"

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@JoeChatz Never been more proud

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@SoddyDaisyBOT

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@Number_1Dad @dkcunited @rwbadria @midwestpl Ahem

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

It's jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland

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@rdswan10 He'll yes!!

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