Kei Akagi

I use humor as a defense mechanism against not being funny

[Kei Akagi @DkeiA]

Just want someone who needs my attention all day every day, why’s that so difficult?

[Kei Akagi @DkeiA]

Kiss me and I might drop dead

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The 9 anime and 9 games that shaped who I am

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Made a purchase at the Blizzard store and my package was lost in transit. They refused to give me a refund for the full amount I paid and only offered part of it as store credit that expires! FUCK BLIZZARD! Never buying anything from them again!

[Kei Akagi @DkeiA]

Do the nutritional facts in a can of vegetables also account for the liquid it’s floating in? Also, who’s drinking that?

[Kei Akagi @DkeiA]

Going to Pokemon Worlds for just Sunday was equal parts fun and absolutely horrible.

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[Kei Akagi @DkeiA]

Traces of arsenic is way too much arsenic.

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The amount of mail I get from Renewal By Anderson is borderline harassment.

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Desk lamp is lamping so hard rn

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RT @matifiedcustoms: ‼️Holographic Playmat Giveaway!!‼️

Who’s excited for the new Hatsune Miku commander deck? We’re so excited that we’ve…

[Kei Akagi @DkeiA]

“You’re too sensitive.”

Oh ok let me stop real quick.

[Kei Akagi @DkeiA]

If you want someone who’ll treat you like shit it’s not me, sorry.

[Kei Akagi @DkeiA]

I’m so tired of making excuses for other people just so I can move on.

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Who wanna go to Pokemon Worlds with me in August? 🥺

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#AttackOnTitan3 #AX2026

[Kei Akagi @DkeiA]

I can turn a watermelon into granita, limeade, and kimchi. Who want me?

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[Kei Akagi @DkeiA]

Why aren’t more people talking about Wistoria and Snowball Earth?