David Kessler

The world's best thriller writer - and worst comedian.

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@woc65 @BenGrahamUK 1) If he had committed a crime before that they would have stepped in sooner.

2) They were present while he was surrounded & threatened, yet failed to step in.

3) After he was assaulted, they went straight for him and let the offenders escape. Perverting the course of justice.

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@JeffRokich @Telegraph I didn't start the war in Ukraine. Your friend Putin did.

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@JeffRokich @Telegraph Russia doesn't offer peace. They want a piece of Ukraine.

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@lady_valor_07 Honest

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@ScaryEurope Yes

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@TrumpsHurricane That's like saying that every toilet will back up. Same consequence.

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@eattherichbitcb @BeachHaven16 @ynetnews Stop wasting your time. Your Ayatollahs can't even aim straight in the toilet.

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@_iamblakeley @GBX_Press No it isn't. It's AI. GBX_Press is willfully dishonest and crooked.

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@amjadkhan1742 @GBX_Press With your lot it goes the other way.

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@GBX_Press She is a very wicked AI. And the person who created it and posted it is a very crooked human being.

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@BeachHaven16 @ynetnews Presumably for the same reason that an Ayatollah's toilet is always surrounded by puddles - because they can't aim straight.

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@JeffRokich @Telegraph Wait... the EU invaded Ukraine? 😅

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@mohammedIhysse Were you outraged when Hamas murdered 1200 Israelis?

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@Nadira_ali12 If - and only if - that is true, then Mohamed was a decent human being.

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@Telegraph A week before Russia invaded Ukraine, Putin mocked and ridiculed the western leaders who said he was going to invade Ukraine. He did the same thing two days before he invaded Ukraine.

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@JeffRokich @Telegraph How's the weather in Moscow.

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@LiveDamnit @Megatron_ron Aside from Egypt-Libya, Iran-Iraq, there would be an ongoing war between Egypt-Jordan-Syria over so-called Palestine.

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@gregalmonte_ @Megatron_ron I've seen this meme before posted by other scum bags like yourself.

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@Megatron_ron Lots of people want this, that or the other. But what YOU want isn't going to happen, even if you could articulate a credible case as to why it SHOULD happen - which, thus far, you have failed to do.