YURI VELANKOVICOS###SONOS🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

LOVE to b loved by lover who love ek

[YURI VELANKOVICOS###SONOS🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 @Dkh92779258]

This PSG is going to kill us softly 😥😥

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Brother

Your father never gave you a drunkard mother who has a tattoo ebeleni

He gave you a role model not Chimney! 💨😩

If you can’t respect yourself at least respect your bloodline!!! 😩😩

[Manjit Singh Ghuman @manjitghuman58]

Good morning 🌼….

[YURI VELANKOVICOS###SONOS🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 @Dkh92779258]

@Haz_el_D D 💘

[YURI VELANKOVICOS###SONOS🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 @Dkh92779258]

@ms_tourist Swa vava la mzansi 😥😥

[YURI VELANKOVICOS###SONOS🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 @Dkh92779258]

Ku nzima e Amstel larger 😥😥😥

[YURI VELANKOVICOS###SONOS🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 @Dkh92779258]

@adeosunm 🤣🤣🤣���

[Rotimi Adeosun (RMA). @adeosunm]

HABITS THAT DEFINE A TYPICAL AFRICAN:
1. Urinating behind the house.
2. Wife sleeping next to the wall
3. Keeping brooms behind the door.
4. When you get rich, people say you have a secret bedroom where noone enters.
5. When you become old you are suspected to be a witch.
6. When you take a bath, they will ask you if you are going somewhere.
7. Keeping some untensils aside specifically for visitors.
8. Counting pieces of meat to ensure they are served equally.
9. No natural death occurs in Africa.Your enemy is always the cause.
10. Counting money after withdrawing from the ATM.
11. Marrying a beautiful lady is equated to marrying a prostitute.
12. Removing shoes when walking in the mud and entering the house.
13. There are some special parts of the chicken meat that are reserved for the husband e.g. gizzard.
14. Buying new clothes when there is a festival.
15. When one is given a microphone, they first blow air into it or tap it with a finger to test whether it is working despite the previous user having used the same microphone.
16. Sweeping the whole compound even when some parts are not dirty.
17. Looking left and right when crossing one way road.
18. Keeping an empty plastic bottle after drinking the water for future use.
19. Reserving a special chair in the house for the husband.
20. Feeling proud when sitting next to a white person in a bus.
21. When electricity goes off, checking your neighbours if they are in dark to.
22. Turning back and touch padlock to confirm that you've looked the door well.
23. Washing the face with remaining water after tooth brushing.
24. Coughing loudly when in the pit latrine, when one is coming to use it and sack is used for a door.
😀😀😀

[YURI VELANKOVICOS###SONOS🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 @Dkh92779258]

@SAHRCommission Cry for our beloved country 😥
The so called big politicians fighting against each other by making the country ungovernable,if you really care about south Africa arrest that 3 president who have pending cases n close the borders

[Amukelani Moyani @AmukelaniMoyani]

Please report these Thieves who stole a lot of liquor.... they look like illegal Zimbabweans!!!!

[YURI VELANKOVICOS###SONOS🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 @Dkh92779258]

@EdwardthembaSa Did he contestants to kick??

[YURI VELANKOVICOS###SONOS🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 @Dkh92779258]

@jackson_rem Jolofina not south african this lady 🤣🤣🤣

[YURI VELANKOVICOS###SONOS🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 @Dkh92779258]

@destinyzee No problem 😟 mara bona ba zohamba nomakanjani

[Mr Car Play 🎧 @_CarPlay]

Twista - Slow Jamz (featuring Kanye West & Jamie Foxx) [2003]

[Mechanical Minds Engineering @Mechanicalkybf]

Motorcycle Engine Anatomy: Fuel to Power

[YURI VELANKOVICOS###SONOS🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 @Dkh92779258]

@AmukelaniMoyani Khuwa rale what what o dyisa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[YURI VELANKOVICOS###SONOS🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 @Dkh92779258]

@destinyzee Ooooohhhh bro

[YURI VELANKOVICOS###SONOS🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 @Dkh92779258]

@HustlerMode_ Local only 🤣🤣🤣

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@Fact Eee Kanti you are not robbot 🤔🤔

[YURI VELANKOVICOS###SONOS🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 @Dkh92779258]

@50cent You are the enemy of state 🙄🙄