Alex

The bard of controlled airspace , The KING of Route 9

[Alex @DKinderlumper]

Reaching that point of pre checkride psychosis

[Alex @DKinderlumper]

Call me a skiier the way I’m going downhill fast

[Alex @DKinderlumper]

Dentist said I even grind in my sleep 💯💯

[Alex @DKinderlumper]

This lent Im giving up

[Alex @DKinderlumper]

Saying konnichiwa to the Somalian server at a lewiston maine Italian restaurant

[Alex @DKinderlumper]

My whole blocks wired like a battery

[Alex @DKinderlumper]

“You need to go to the gym more” I lift off everyday

[Alex @DKinderlumper]

That was a low down sinful chat

[Alex @DKinderlumper]

Used like a cheap vape

[Alex @DKinderlumper]

The night keeps the mystery alive

[Alex @DKinderlumper]

Im not afraid of blondes anyway

[Alex @DKinderlumper]

Gonna blow my head smoove off and wake up to the neon genesis Evangelion ending

[Alex @DKinderlumper]

Late to work so they made me wear the “gonna get killed with hammers” hat

[Alex @DKinderlumper]

I got this on lockdown

[Wilbur ‘Goblin Mode’ Sargento @Frypanned]

Not all pilots are cool

[Alex @DKinderlumper]

I became BOYPREGGERS and had to go get a BOYBORTION! Many such cases!

[Alex @DKinderlumper]

I didn’t think a Noah Kahan summer was possible

[Alex @DKinderlumper]

@Soup7098 Magenta line warrior

[Alex @DKinderlumper]

Sometimes I’m a rat in a cage, others I’m a bug swarming a light. Whats the point

[Alex @DKinderlumper]

Preflight vape and TOC ciggy or landing checklist beer