DONALD

[Dawood🇰🇪🇸🇦 @Entr_dawood]

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[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Huku jamaa wanaona Land cruiser inauzwa 17 mirrions wanasema ni affordable,mtatuua na pressure mamae

[DONALD @DKKDonald]

@polo_kimanii Not to hate ���😂

[DONALD @DKKDonald]

@__mtskid Ndo inafika hapa Silva line 😂😂

[DONALD @DKKDonald]

@Kotsocha_ke Sawa

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

on twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Ni kama soko ya madem Ni chafu saizi. Market imejaa wendawazimu. Kama uko Na mtu wako, stick Na yeye.

Field iko Na damaged people ajab.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Kukuwa CR7 fan nayo hukuwa ngumu sana. Lazima upretend huoni vitu Magical Messi anafanya.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Me at 5am checking my betslip after Messi scored an hat trick

[Skeka @realskeka]

" Babe, Elon hajanilipa. "

[DONALD @DKKDonald]

@mts__kid @RutoJames7113 Wewe si unakula Hadi termites 😂😂

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

That boy who planted 2,400 trees or is it 24k in 24hours,

Did more for the Environment, than the Girl who dry humped a Tree while wearing one panty for 72 hrs (gross violation of coochie)

But you won't see that boy being invited to State House or hyped by media

Gender my ass!

[jacob juma @kabetes]

For @RailaOdinga to win 2017 elections, he should stop supporting Arsenal. Arsenal team can falsely make one believe that they are the best.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Na vijana mjue when you indulge yourselves with a woman who has a child that is not yours,please be comfortable with the fact that you’ll be a 3rd party in that relationship. Unajua mtoto huwa anasoma mood ya mama yake,sasa kama mama hakuongeleshi,mtoto pia anakukasirikia. Na hajali kama ulimlipia schoolfees last term na izo matour za ughasia wanaendanga kuoneshwa waterfalls. Unajua ata huwezi chapa iyo mtoto ikikosea,something just doesnt feel right.

You spend so much time putting effort to be called “dad” or “baba” and all you get is the bare minimum. The only way to bring balance to this improper equation ni kuongesa yeye watoto mbili. Wanakua tatu. Sasa ikikuja ni kutandika unatandika wote. This way,you stop feeling shortchanged,and she will feel settled. And you can collectively put effort to thrive as a family.

Kama huyo mwanamke hana mtoto yako,you will see shege. Its better to even domesticate a Dog. Buana they will never teach you this in unifasti

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Madem huenda boutique when your birthday is near, wanauliza mshipi, 1200.. Trouser 2K... Shati thao.. Kiatu 3K.. Na alikua na budget ya 700 max.. Inabidi ameingia bafu, anyoe present yako akuletee😂😂😂

[SANTAN @Santandave1]

We’re them again 😭

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

As a man, it’s your responsibility to hustle hard for what you want. You need to understand that nobody is coming to save you, and nothing will happen to those that did not help you.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

This year leave your house … go to events , meet people and exchange contacts , trust me you will see changes in your lives.

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

Hakuna kitu embarrassing kama kukuwa kwa bike iko na ngoma full blast na mmesmama kwa petrol station 😂🙂‍↕️

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

Mapenzi yanarun dunia.