DK Kedson

Author and occasional troublemaker.

[DK Kedson @DKNoFish]

WRONG NUMBER, my latest novel, a comedy-thriller in the mold of Dave Barry, Carl Hiaasen, and Elmore Leonard.

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This year's Ten Plagues of Cocktails was a huge success.

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And today, I got a form rejection from a query I sent 341 days ago. Still not my personal record.

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Got a form rejection today for a query I sent out 322 days ago. The craziest part is this is *not* my personal record. That would be 457 days on a manuscript I queried back in 2023.

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The Trump admin has been losing lawsuits hand over fist. People seem to be taking comfort in this. But does it matter? If the administration defies all these court orders, how can those orders be enforced?

If the answer is nothing more than "more litigation," we're doomed.

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@LizaGoitein If the administration defies this and other court orders, how can those orders be enforced?

If the answer is nothing more than "more litigation," we're doomed.

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Go Birds!

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Excuse Me, Would You Die Please? has gone international!

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The Rosetta Stone, displayed at the British Museum in London. An official decree issued in 196 BC in Egypt, it’s inscribed with three different ancient languages.

Apparently no truth to the rumor that the decree is an executive order renaming the Gulf of Mexico.

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Excuse Me, Would You Die Please? recognized by one of my alma maters. So cool.

https://t.co/m7VKCOyZjS

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If you want to read what I wrote:

https://t.co/xt9xHxWbiH

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I predicted this 8 years ago. But when I wrote it, it was funny.

https://t.co/0FKg4q4McD

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@RachelBitecofer That's going to happen whether there's an official policy or not. Certain people have turned it into a slur.

[Elizabeth Land Quant @ElizabethLQuant]

Wanna break from *gestures wildly* everything?

May I introduce you to FUCK THIS MURDER, a neurospicy, totally gay murder romp, complete with:

🐊murder forest
🐊Biergarten
🐊pre-wedding shenanigans
🐊chaotic pansexuals
🐊touristy mountain town
🐊BEES

#YouDeservepIt #A #W #OWN

[Aaron Cole has a Book Deal! @theaaroncole]

HUNGER GAMES × COBAB × FOURTH WING

Inspired by the Central African mythology of the Underworld of Kalunga

A boy with dangerous blood magic must compete in a deadly competition to save his mom's soul, before it's sacrificed to the Gods of the Underworld

#YouDeservepIt #YA #OS

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Available on Amazon!

[DK Kedson @DKNoFish]

Blueberry chicken, two ways:
-- Blueberry chicken empanadas (from scratch), with spicy peanut dipping sauce
-- Blueberry chicken over coconut curried fried rice

Also, a very nice Alhambra Reserva 1925

Happy Thursday!

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Excuse Me, Would You Die Please? has gotten up to #13 in its category!

Thanks to everybody who bought a copy and helped make that happen.

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Excuse Me, Would You Die Please? is available RIGHT NOW!

https://t.co/1bnavpYbBX

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This is me, holding an advanced copy of EXCUSE ME, WOULD YOU DIE PLEASE?

You can hold an actual copy of the book if you order it on Amazon THIS TUESDAY!!!