Kevin Schwarz

[Kevin Schwarz @DKTHinc]

@barefootalex Pic or it didn’t happen 🤷

[Kevin Schwarz @DKTHinc]

@davidleavitt @OralB @Target @davidleavitt you are a legit piece of shit

[Kevin Schwarz @DKTHinc]

@barefootalex No!! They laughed at me!!!

[Kevin Schwarz @DKTHinc]

@barefootalex So yes, while in my story, I made a call and I made a little drama, the whole time I knew, and nobody could or can convince me any different!

[Kevin Schwarz @DKTHinc]

@barefootalex If you know, then you know.

[Kevin Schwarz @DKTHinc]

@barefootalex In my opinion the difference between a jogger and a runner lies within that person. A runner knows they are a runner. A person can go out for a run, or jog, or whatever. But if you are a real runner, then you know. And as long as you yourself know, then that’s all that matters.

[Kevin Schwarz @DKTHinc]

@barefootalex What is that difference?? You can say a lot of things from an outside point of view—oh he’s jogging, oh she’s running,
But...

[Kevin Schwarz @DKTHinc]

@barefootalex So to answer your question, is there a difference between a runner and a jogger? Yes

[Kevin Schwarz @DKTHinc]

@barefootalex I even called up the Enquirer edits and clarifications department, I tried to have them run a correction stating that the guy in the picture was in fact running, not jogging.

No dice

[Kevin Schwarz @DKTHinc]

@barefootalex The boss called me over, and I thought I did something wrong.
“Kevin, we have standards here. And expectations. And frankly, your just not meeting...”

My heart drops

“This is a running store, and you are a jogger...”

[Kevin Schwarz @DKTHinc]

@barefootalex I was so mad.

One thing that made it worse, at the time I was doing some part-time hours at Bob Ronckers Running Spot. That first weekend, I answered the phone like I always do, “Bob Roncker’s Running Spot this is Kevin...”

[Kevin Schwarz @DKTHinc]

@barefootalex DO YOU SEE THAT BULLSHIT???????? A JOGGER????? A JOGGER???????????????
Are you kidding me??? Is that what I’m doing there?????????

[Kevin Schwarz @DKTHinc]

@barefootalex And maybe just a little more

[Kevin Schwarz @DKTHinc]

@barefootalex Let’s zoom in

[Kevin Schwarz @DKTHinc]

@barefootalex But wait a second...

What the F does the fine print say??? What does that caption read??

Well, let me show you...

[Kevin Schwarz @DKTHinc]

@barefootalex I mean, damn! That’s a good looking guy on the front page!! Am I right???

[Kevin Schwarz @DKTHinc]

@barefootalex I had not seen the front page yet. So to enquirer(dot)com I went. And what did I see????

[Kevin Schwarz @DKTHinc]

@barefootalex “Hey Jogger!!!!”, the person voiced loudly through the phone. Why is he calling me a jogger?

And then he referenced the jogger thing again. What the heck??

“You see the front page of the newspaper yet, Jogger?”

[Kevin Schwarz @DKTHinc]

@barefootalex UNTIL the next day, I wake up at St.Rita’s where I worked (RA in the dorm), and looked online at the news sites to see if school was indeed cancelled that day. Just as soon as I opened my computer, I get a call from a buddy...

[Kevin Schwarz @DKTHinc]

@barefootalex So as quickly as this guy appears and snaps his pics, he is gone just as fast, heading the opposite way as me. Naturally, I think nothing of it, and go on about my run, and day.

UNTIL.....