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[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

“JESUS”

“Ei Jesus”

“Oh Jesus they’re coming to score”

[5N-Jaiye @slimsuki_]

The woman wey give me 200 naira dey look front and back to see if camera dey

She think say na prank, she wan use 200 naira collect 100k🤣🤣🤣

Anyways, transport ti pe
Make I find keke

[IVÁNkite @_MeDicenDann_]

Alguien lo iba a hacer, era cuestión de tiempo 🫶🏻

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

i just called 911 accidentally and the operator picked up and asked if i’m okay. i said "yes sorry that was an accident" he hung up in my face 😭😭😭😭😭😭 now what if the killer was forcing me to say that????? he didn't even try a little bit 😭😭

[Enes 🇦🇺 @enesovat22]

If churches are banned in Muslim countries, should mosques be banned in Christian countries?

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

Club dey barracks, na you no wan thief

[Enogie || @just_lawson__]

Nelfund

I couldn’t afford fees at 50k but now I can go to school and graduate with a debt of 1 million on my neck🔥🔥🔥

[Deisine @TDeisine]

Anytime a man is imagining himself as a woman, it’s always in a soft girl, a baddie, a working class madam. It’s never a submissive wife, a full time house wife or a mother of 7.

We all know what we are doing

[Ms Roli Wa Liverpool Goodness❤ @MGoodnessr]

My aunt was found at her home, sleeping even. She wasn't feeling well, so she stayed home asleep during the day. A group of men broke into her house thinking nobody was there. A man driving past noticed what was happening and called for help. The police arrived, woke my aunt up, and made sure she was safe. That man later became her husband. They've now been married for 8 years and have 2 children. 🤝😭

[Sally @DLadykhaleesi]

@SmaAfc It's in his left 🦵

[Sally @DLadykhaleesi]

@AjMachalaa Scared of turning 40? What does he want to do when he's 40? He's already achieved everything he wanted.... stop clowning

[Sally @DLadykhaleesi]

@ugeeisreal7841 @yabaleftonline Tom Cruise

[Ugwu Samuel 👨🏼‍💻 @Psalmwrite]

Does this means Messi is the greatest goalscorer cause he’s 168 games less than Ronaldo?

Ronaldo fans why una no dey ever think deep?

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

My coursemates and I contributed ₦1.2 million for one of our classmates who has been jobless for the past 6 years.

We raised the money to help him learn a skill or start a small business so he could get back on his feet.

Just last week, he sent his wedding invitation in the group.

The whole group went silent.

When we asked him why, he said since he now had “a little money,” he decided it was the right time to marry his girlfriend of 4 years.

We said nothing.

He sent another message:

“Guys please, I can’t do this alone. My wedding budget is ₦3.2 million. I need your support.”

They removed him from the group immediately🙄

[Sally @DLadykhaleesi]

@CalvinEkpiteta I thought it was Ronaldo that was carrying them 🤣🤣🤣now you want them to carry Ronaldo?

[Sally @DLadykhaleesi]

@WaruiJohn2 One excuse to another 🤣🤣🤣. God abeg

[Sally @DLadykhaleesi]

@playwithtomide Tomideeeee😂😂😂😂you will kill this people ooo

[Sally @DLadykhaleesi]

@Ade_Niyiiii @ultimate_kombo Tv cost oooo🤣🤣🤣

[Sally @DLadykhaleesi]

@official_Gegeh They are insufferable abeg🤣

[Sally @DLadykhaleesi]

@piersmorgan Messi wants to kill you🤣🤣