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Smash Bros old timer. Bidet enthusiast

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@Shaneand91 @OrevaZSN Happy to oblige buddy

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@Shaneand91 @OrevaZSN Make a hollow cavern with your pinky and ring finger. The snap sound doesn't come from how hard your middle finger hits your palm, but rather how much echo you can get from the shape of the rest of your hand

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@smash_pacman @JOEYFIGHTING Dang I didn't know that, I actually considered that MU to be really tough for Ganon because Squirtle stays grounded the whole match and low profiles like 75% of his moves 😭
I'd spend half the match trying to footstool squirtle out of shell slide so I could warlock punch him 🤔

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@JOEYFIGHTING @smash_pacman Wouldn't feel right calling myself the rodney mullen of PM ganon. Bro invented the ollie, all I did was spam stomp and flame choke like the ancient brawl ganons were doing since 2008

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@BigLarf This took my breath away

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@dale_jonat86252 @kthalps Maybe read the actual article before calling someone else "uneducated" you dumb fuck

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Biggest gripe with Pokemon Champions is that even though there's basically 0 story, they still force you to play as a child for some reason. I was looking forward to being an electrician or a feral grandma or something

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@NintenJoee @__callmeDJ__ @Xyless Nah melee basement was lit, the brawl kids would come down and join in on the melee crews. We really used to live in a society

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@Xyless @NintenJoee @__callmeDJ__ All under the watchful eye of John Wayne

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@NintenJoee @__callmeDJ__ @Xyless Kirkfest regular here, Brawl was upstairs and melee was in the basement 👍

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If I came across the death note in real life, I wouldn't even think twice about cutting my lifespan in half to replace everyone's @ with their real name on this app

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@CONEY "Likes video games" as exclusionary critera when looking for a partner is borderline delusional. Find someone who loves you and grasps your soul. Save the grinding seshes for the autistic friends you already have

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@confusionm8trix My brother is this white boy. Cleans up every time when he does shaggy. but he tried doing Louis Armstrong once, and elicited literal boos from the crowd and was too ashamed to ever do it again

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Was rageblitzing chess on my phone at 1am last night when I matched w an Israeli who, unprompted, spammed 😜 emojis and "free israil" the entire game. Trapped his queen but ran out of time and lost. This was without exaggeration the biggest L that I've taken in my entire life

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@Seibrik Doing great man can't complain! Definitely couldn't leave this without testifying on the Ganon slayer himself

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Time is a flat circle because if you went to an old person site in 2006 like you're the man now dog dot com, you would have found 50,000 memes that were literally exactly like this

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In case any of you old people want to know what’s happening on tik tok after Zohrans win

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My great grandfather absconded with the Polish war treasury during WWII, fled to the U.S., and took the last name Kustner ("Kostner" means "treasurer" in German). Years after he abandoned her, my great grandma learned he had 4+ wives after one of their daughters tracked her down

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Most depressing thought I've had all week: if you made $1 every day until our sun turns into a red dwarf and swallows our entire planet, you still may not even reach this bloated leech's net worth

[Acyn @Acyn]

Musk: And eventually, all life on Earth will be destroyed by the sun. It's gradually expanding, we do at some point have to be multi-planetary civilization because Earth will be incinerated…

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@Fujin_II @ChicagoSago Retweet first if it's real