Henry Williams

Glitching with MND. I write to keep my sanity. Here for horror. When your past catches up to you, slam the door on its face before it makes itself comfy.

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@oelma__ Hung lo... the real Tarzan...

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@OngDevLab Could resist her... Ohm y god, so what's her current marital status... confused, you soon will be... in what capacity , who knows, anyway, I don't want to be charged with assault & battery on the lobes and be locked up in a cell...

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@MadDuck68317982 That's because you didn't get her the dishwasher model...

When will we ever learn, when will we evvveeer learn.

You just read, Where have all the flowers gone, didn't you...

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@Amy_90_x Today, they just follow a link on Google for, How To...

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@Rainmaker1973 There was one in an outside loo back in the 80s 90s in a magazine, television or radio something.

We moaned all the time having to buy bulbs, now they've even got a sell by date on them...

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@Tokyo_pi1 Give credit to where it's due, I've always tipped well for a good meal, everyone works hard for it.

But, now, they're asking to tip for over the counter food stuff?

What next, cashiers on the till at the supermarket want one.

As I say, a good meal brought to me, sure, all day.

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@ThatEricAlper Hear Sue's side of the song, yep, Shel later wrote that too, to keep things even...

Shel Silverstein...

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@trumplicans2024 It's a double erm... erm...

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@LAfromLINY Can't disagree with that. & it won't answer back.

Alexa has a lot to answer for, these automatons answering back in their own way.

Any of the smart bulbs you own, answer back... right they do, flicker in more code, the fridge light the same, as for Alexa, she's argumentative.

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@Jeanna350 Best ever horror film, and what was great, the atmosphere in the picture house crept up, slowly, slowly, catchee monkey, kind of thing.

This film is why I own aprox 500 horror DVD's in my library.

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@Mopar_Logic Someone's gonna be busteered

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Walked in to the kitchen, my missus is watching Gourmet Chef.

Brooke Burns, Maggie, is this lady related to the beautiful Christina Barinski?

Go on, turn over to it, defo is isn't she...

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@Pinkyss_World Kryten's spare hand...

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@patchandfelix How to get dumped...

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@Just_pinkfloyd I remember the album cover that had, so some say, a quarter of a million pounds worth of equipment with the wagon...

70s... loved the 70s...

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@jeremyct Maybe a loophole... now bendover...

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@zammit_marc Along with a sense of humour... fade to grey.

Is that Visage in the background I hear?

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@stargazeruk7 If you can't make the shit show happen, then we'll fake it... just to make sure everybody enjoys the show...

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@ArturNadol7566 @BarclaysUK @UKParliament Just an observation;

mmm... I wander if the house was earmarked... to bring their figures in line with expected quarterly estimates.

One house may not bemuch, but X amount of homes... mmm

Any more cases the same?

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@Perky_43 If true, just an observation.

Double attempted murder? Leaving kids possibly to have the nightmare replayed over and over, possibly for the rest of their lives, & having to be counselled.

34months, are you sure that's not a typo.

WTF did the child she was carrying do to him?