D Lee Mac 🇬🇧🇯🇲

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[D Lee Mac 🇬🇧🇯🇲 @DLeeMac]

@bagshaw2112 Tie

[Tom Nestor @tomnestorcomic]

Extremely rare Starmer W

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Nigel Farage is repeatedly heckled by MPs as he calls on Keir Starmer to end "two-tier policing"

Starmer: "His response has been to appeal for rage. That’s his response to a father who lost his son & asked for this not to happen... it shows exactly who he is"

#PMQs

[hannah @feathersmcgrw]

calling it dish soap is like calling shampoo hair soap

[Matt Booth 🐦 @Matt_GetOutside]

I refuse to take language lessons from a country that is incapable of pronouncing "Twat"

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

From the country that brought us fannypacks

[Jake🇬🇧 @jake_const15]

Americans call petrol ‘gas’ they call a fucking liquid gas

[Beffy @beffybadbelly]

You lot call it “horseback riding” where tf else are you gonna ride the damn horse?!

[#HalfBae @_Pvplx_]

This comes to mind immediately 😭🤣🤣

[case @____MC94]

Americans have to call glasses “eye glasses”so they aren’t walking around with them on their knees

[🦇Delight🦍🇳🇬 @Delightistired]

Mind you he didn’t have a twitter account
Y’all are miserable

[B @Breliloquy]

The trend of celebrities denying that they ever had plastic surgery until they have complications and want some sympathy press is always fun.

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

Zia Yusuf is absolutely right!!!

Have you seen how much the NHS spends on skin cancer for white people compared to black people?

Or how much money is spent on breast cancer for women, compared to men!!

Two-tier Britain is a fucking disgrace!!!

Solidarity with @ZiaYusufUK!

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🎥🏃‍♂️ Having recently retired from professional football, 35-year- old Aaron Ramsey completed the Stockholm marathon in 2 hours, 59 minutes.

That's 6 minutes and 51 seconds per mile or 4 minutes and 15 seconds per kilometre.

Absolutely insane pace to run.

[in charge of the girls @AmeriKraut]

Happy Black Music Month

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The best of the best. Thank you all 👏

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Have you seen these glasses? 😎

Last spotted on Martin's face before being thrown off our Champions bus, not naming any names...

[Gabriel Martinelli @gabimartinelli]

Special day celebrating all we’ve achieved together this season, London is RED ❤️

[Sesquipedalian @capriciouszephr]

@beyoncegarden Building not found

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH HE WON THE IDGAF WAR SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭