D.L. Lee, Adventurer

An adventurer through the daily jungle dishing sharp commentary on life, culture, and misadventures | Twice-nominated Jimmy’s Liquor Store VIP

[D.L. Lee, Adventurer @DLLEEADVENTURES]

So before you follow or read my tweets a little primer:

𝗦𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗮𝘀𝗺

noun

1.) a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain

2.) a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual

3.) the use or language of sarcasm

𝗝𝗼𝗸𝗲

1.) something said or done to provoke laughter especially a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist

the humorous or ridiculous element in something

2.) an instance of jesting : KIDDING
can't take a joke

3.) something not to be taken seriously : a trifling matter

𝗝𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗮𝘀𝘀

1.) Me

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@historyrock_ Pop Goes the Weasel

Imagine how silent the room would get as the song progressed, every eye on the casket

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@r_graus ‘The Liberty Song’ > ‘Yankee Doodle Dandy’

Controversial take, I know

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@Cobratate Awww don’t worry, you’re safe from the scary neighbor, I heard he doesn’t eat pussy

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In Elon’s version of the Odyssey a Trojan Horse will blow up three times on the launch pad before they can get one going, Odysseus will get a woman pregnant at every stop and his men will solve 100% of the problems while he acts like it’s all just him

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Before this year ends, Grok Imagine will make a full-length movie of The Odyssey that is historically accurate and true to the art of Homer

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Cocaine worth $285 million found hidden in banana shipment in Italy

“Thank you for making Banana Bread for the Church Bake sale! Sister Margaret says she loved eating it while she assembled 148 jigsaw puzzles last night!”

https://t.co/PQ31sfaMQo

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@NotHoodlum Old? Those are from breakfast!

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Man if the price of gold-ish skyrockets it would be worth $1.01 maybe even $1.02!!

And as a plus the price of the Trump Coin will be unaffected by actual gold prices!!

[New York Post @nypost]

$1 Trump coin honoring US' 250th unveiled: Here's when you can add it to your collection https://t.co/tJvcgYLQkc

[Zak Williams @zakwilliams]

Happy 75th Dad!

Today I'm remembering your weirdness and your extraordinary capacity to love.

And for the folks out there who'd like to celebrate with me, go do something kind for someone. Make someone laugh. Put a little more good into the world.

Love you forever.

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@SarahSevans2000 The K-Y tanker truck has been dispatched!

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Not since “Your Testicles and You” has there been such a public health masterpiece

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@TheRickWilson Jesus, they didn’t even make that for women

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@Zhozhoma @WUTangKids You could say he’s surrounded by it

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@LoloEtny She trained at the Cobra Karen Dojo

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@frankdpi It’s an office at the Taco Bell test facility

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@RolandOrzabal_ It started with “The Hurting” (in 83?) and I think hearing “Shout” (for the fourth time in a row before I let ‘Big Chair’ play through) was one of those times you heard a new sound from artists turn out to be something that completely worked

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Taco Bell gave people explosive diarrhea?

There truly are no new ideas in Hollywood anymore

[CNN @CNN]

Shredded iceberg lettuce supplied by Taylor Farms and sold at some Taco Bell restaurants has been linked to a multistate outbreak of cyclosporiasis, a source familiar with the investigation said. https://t.co/DSqSj8sQkP

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@gnuman1979 And on that day, a vegetarian was made