Break Man

Who I am is none of your business, stay out of mine and I’ll stay out of yours. | Parody Account Unaffiliated with Capcom

[Break Man @DLNBREAK]

BREAK DOWN PIN
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“Who I was is gone, who I am now is no one, and all that matters is you stay out of my way.”

Muse is Break Man, age roughly around 15/16, still working with Dr. Wily and still figuring himself out.

Writer is 22 and goes by She/Her!

[Break Man @DLNBREAK]

@DeviousThievus //You gotta admit, as hype as the pinnacle of our parody careers was, I’m glad to be tiny again

[Break Man @DLNBREAK]

//I’m small enough to feel comfortable shouting him out, this account is ran by a really good pal o’ mine, so even if you don’t feel like fully interacting with him, I still say you should give him a follow

//I know for a fact he’ll be doing all he can to torment Break Man

[🪝Sly Cooper @DeviousThievus]

“I don't know what's in my future...

but I won't let it be a repeat of my past.”

— SLY COOPER the THIEVIUS RACCOONUS —
🪝🦝
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Author is 19, he/him. 16- DNI.
Muse is Sly Cooper, written in the context of post-Sly 2, but willing to write as Post-3, maybe 4.

Muse is 21-22

[Break Man @DLNBREAK]

@JohnWilkesBlues . . .

[He feels his core began to go into overtime as he ceases firing and starts booking it back the way he came, trying not to trip and fall.]

[Break Man @DLNBREAK]

@LMNQUAKE Sarcasm, huh?

Looks like you are making progress.

[Break Man @DLNBREAK]

@DeviousThievus …Break Man.

[Break Man @DLNBREAK]

[In a rare moment, Break Man is without his helmet, it sits broken before him as he whistles alone to himself, waiting for Wily to fix it.]

[Break Man @DLNBREAK]

@LMNQUAKE Not at all, I’ve only got the one, cyan eye.

[Break Man @DLNBREAK]

@DeviousThievus …alright, I’m trusting your friend to fix it.

[Break Man @DLNBREAK]

@Santiagobioinfi Can’t go spending all my time contemplating the nature of my existence, plus I have a few friends from the tourneys that keep inviting me to join.

[Break Man @DLNBREAK]

Daily Break Fact:

Did you know the average car owner goes through nearly ten cars in their life time? This can for a number of reasons, but the biggest among them is the fact that cars break down easily as time marches on.

Which is why I’ve taken the liberty to break this car.

[Break Man @DLNBREAK]

@DeviousThievus …if they can do it fast, then I’m listening.

[Break Man @DLNBREAK]

@JohnWilkesBlues I can handle myself!

[Break Man @DLNBREAK]

@LMNQUAKE When did I say that? You jumped to that conclusion on your own, now didn’t you.

[Break Man @DLNBREAK]

@LMNQUAKE You sure there wasn’t one or two other reasons behind it.

[Break Man @DLNBREAK]

@JohnWilkesBlues [He started firing off shots as fast he could manage, he couldn’t hold up for too long, but as he started back tracking he hoped he wouldn’t have to worry about that.]

It’s giving me a headache just looking at it.

[Break Man @DLNBREAK]

@DeviousThievus I didn’t break it, someone else had the bright idea to prove a point to me, punctuating it with blow to shatter my mask.

[Break Man @DLNBREAK]

@LMNQUAKE Piecing together why you broke my visor.

[Break Man @DLNBREAK]

@LMNQUAKE Who said I did?

[Break Man @DLNBREAK]

@DeviousThievus [He takes it, looking through the broken visor where he would have once seen his reflection. He sighs before looking back up towards the thief,]

Why did you come to bother me?

[Break Man @DLNBREAK]

@LMNQUAKE Does there need to be one?

[Break Man @DLNBREAK]

@JohnWilkesBlues What the HELL is that!?

[Break Man @DLNBREAK]

@LMNQUAKE Noted.