David Lomke

Attorney. Terps Alum. Former Little League Superstar. Captain FC Baltimore #10. Dad to one handsome pup named Cooper. Viva la Stool.

[David Lomke @DLOMKE]

@vulturetrades Trade

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Need a last minute travel destination for NYE (somewhere warm, don’t mind traveling alone). Cancun? DR? Key West?

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@stoolpresidente As much as I love watching the Cowgirls lose so badly, promise ain’t much you could do to fix a day like today.

Either way, Team Portnoy for life. 👊

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Oh hell yeah

[Intel Doge @IntelDoge]

This is the most American video I've ever seen LMAO

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@stoolpresidente Is this why the peach flavor is always sold out here in MD?!

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@Jared_Carrabis @Starting9 as a @Yankees fan whose suffered through a Jacoby Elsbury deal, and given the Mets moves this year, which of these 10+ year deals that got inked these past few offseasons will be BUSTS.

My guess is @MikeTrout is the only one who is worth every penny.

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The @Mets are NOT messing around this off-season. Going to end up committing over a BILLION in contracts by the time this is over.

These 10+ year deals are insane. Does no one remember the deals like Robby Cano, Stanton, etc? UNREAL. @Yankees still, and always will, own NY!

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@elonmusk @Teslaconomics Get a German Shepherd. Loyal, loving, and will make people think twice.

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@Jared_Carrabis Even as a dire-hard Yankees fan, anyone with a semi-objective eye can see that @TheJudge44 put on a master class on contract negotiations. Deserves every penny given what he did. Still need to sign Rondon or some elite SP though.

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@TomScibelli 120 pitch max allowed tomorrow if not more. Must avoid using the penn, and more importantly must ensure Boone doesn’t have to make decisions at all costs.

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@TomScibelli Oh and IKF is an absolute defensive liability and that isn’t working out.

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@TomScibelli Unreal quote. Absolute train wreck logic by Boone. Setting up our “closer” for failure when we have an actual close ready to go. Thy deserved to lose and I hate admitting that. Boone and Cashman must go

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Dear Bob Costas,

Go fuck yourself.

Disrespectfully,

The entire Bronx and all Yankees fans having to suffer through that broadcast.

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@stoolpresidente Real question is though….did you get out of the ticket? Who is the idiot dumb enough to personally serve you with paperwork for a PR stunt instead of you know, an agent, company, etc.? It’s like they want the shit coming their way.

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@stoolpresidente Finally someone with the balls to say something. Parents crying happy tears in the background…GTFO here. You play to win, period. Wanna be boys after the game, fine. Last time I checked there’s no award for not winning the LLWS.

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The amount of money I’d pay to see a Ryder Cup style tourney between the PGA Tour vs. LIV Tour…

PGA: Tiger, Speith, JT, Rory
vs
LIV: DJ, Brooks, DeChambeau, Reed

Losing Team donates all winnings for Year. Do it. @PGATOUR @LIVGolfInv @TigerWoods @JustinThomas34 @McIlroyRory

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Preach.

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Anyone recommend a cable modem + Internet/Wifi combo (I rent from Verizon. Not issues w/ speed, but I hate spending on renting equipment. I do NOT do online gaming, so it will be used for 2 laptops + 2 cell phones (max) and my Smart TV. Goal is $100 or less. Thanks in advance!

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@elonmusk Any chance you guys can come out with a dog harness that is compatible with Tesla sedans so my dog can be safer in the back seats on car rides? There has to be something better than a basic tether with a clip.

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Long shot I know, but I’m trying to pull off the night of all nights (surprise for someone) so does ANYONE have 2 tickets to the Caps game on Friday that they’re willing to sell? I’ll be forever in your debt @Capitals @Caps_Slapshot @ovi8 @TJOshie77 @CapitalsPR #LetsGoCaps